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Hello!
Any rooms available for long time lurkers around here? Heard you are _the_ best hotel in town (with scrumptious breakfast as well).
If there aren't any rooms left can I just have a hammock so I can sleep in the trees? Also can I order room service to my tree hammock... I would like to request a beverage plz.
Hello Front desk, Why are these 2 people in my room? What? You don't know? Well call security! What do you mean they're on vacation?