BORTZ

BORTZ · Jan 10, 2019

1. Imagine naming yourself "aol_online" as your PSN tag 2. Now imagine being the worst gamer of all time: https://psnprofiles.com/AoL_Online

BORTZ · Dec 22, 2018

My wife bought me a Switch <3

BORTZ · Dec 19, 2018

Too late to play Final Fantasy HeavenStrike Rivals apparently. Modern server dependent games suck :'(

BORTZ · Dec 12, 2018

If GBAtemp is soooo great, why isn't there a GBAtemp 2

BORTZ · Dec 11, 2018

"Open-world" is not a selling point, nor is "linear" a negative. Not without context.

BORTZ · Nov 28, 2018

Unpopular opinion time: I turned off my Dualshock 4's rumble a week ago and I don't miss it at all

BORTZ · Nov 5, 2018

DQXI: 10/10 everything except the MIDI sampled music. It cripples the game so badly, its hard to enjoy the rest of the game. WTF Squeenix

BORTZ · Oct 11, 2018

You guys remember the year of Luigi? What a weird year.

Sathya · Oct 3, 2018

your wife is beautiful

BORTZ · Sep 27, 2018

Would anyone be willing to make me a custom 3DS boot up splash video?

BORTZ · Sep 26, 2018

WELL JANGLE ME MONOCLE

Deleted User · Sep 13, 2018

I'm onto you.

Chary · Sep 12, 2018

https://www.qwertee.com/product/infinity-spider Hah! They sell your avatar as a shirt! I hope you own this! :p

BORTZ · Sep 5, 2018

Dragon Quest XI, Destiny 2 Forsaken, AND Spiderman all within 3 days??? halp

BORTZ · Sep 4, 2018

Dragon Quest XI snuck up on me! I have to go to Target tonight!

BORTZ · Aug 29, 2018

BORTZ · Aug 14, 2018

Burnout Paradise, while inferior to 3/Revenge, is still fun. That said, its really hard to follow a map while racing at +100mph

BORTZ · Aug 11, 2018

[3DS ROM hoarding intensifies]

Deleted User · Aug 2, 2018

A black GBATemp patreon banner, I see you are a man of culture as well.

Madridi · Jul 9, 2018

You should never be tired of being the good guy..

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