talk in rhyme. do it or die......m?

[slimbizzy]

to talk in the thread you need to tread with these flows or else you will not get that blow, yo.

yeah, talk with the flow, so you can glow, then i'll let you know if it is appropriate for those hoes-

no being a douche because that is not cool. and when you fight here, keep it under a lid. or i will jump in 0.0

 

[AmandaRose]

This thread is a waste of my time.
Please explain to me why we must talk in rhyme.

Your name appears to be @TomRannd
But you will never be as cool as @NoNAND

 

[slimbizzy]

well see i was feeling funky so i wanted to try something funny

but for the most part i was bored and look at us go you are participating yay!

nothing to it, just going through life. you understand, right?

yes, my name is tomrannd. and i have never once wished of being as cool as that man

 

[rvtr]

I like the title of the thread.
All this talking leaves me empty.
Maybe I should eat some bread.
I certainly have plenty.
I'd better get some sleep,
or I'll break down and weep.

 

[slimbizzy]

seems like you got the hang of it.
that's actually good because otherwise i wouldn't be commenting this.
or i guess i could, but then i don't even know why i would.
i could respond with no rhyme, but like amanda said earlier,
that would be a big waste of our time. cry'n

 

[Zucker]

Lyrically skilled, verbal abilities are ill
Cause every time I drop a rhyme
silly humans get chemically killed

 

[Deleted member 397813]

i have the advantage over you hee hos
since i always hee-say-ho

 

[slimbizzy]

your advantage is iffy. but i need to make this diss thingy spiffy
roasted. and toasted you just got hosted to another dimension
yo. *does cool dance moves cause i'm cool like that, y'know*

 

[StrayGuitarist]

Rhyming's no sweat for me, a musician.
I should be the one doing the judgin', and dissin'.

It's really no contest, 'cause flow is key,
And my hip-hop/rap roots shine splendiferously.

Listen up, y'all, yer rhymes are whack.
Get a metronome to keep you dorks on track.
On the topic of tempo, let's circle back.
Was it really @TomRannd who came up with this crap?

I've seen it on TV, particularly Buffy,
Although it wasn't all rhyme there.. It was some show, it must be!

 

[slimbizzy]

oh it's on. you want a song? i'll write a simple little scheme and you can just sit back and watch me jerk off on tv while you eat your ice cream. staring at the screen trying not to scream. if you want me to use effort you just need to ask, because i'll gladly light a fire up under your ass.

 

[StrayGuitarist]

oh it's on. you want a song? i'll write a simple little scheme and you can just sit back and watch me jerk off on tv while you eat your ice cream. staring at the screen trying not to scream. if you want me to use effort you just need to ask, because i'll gladly light a fire up under your ass.

Hah, 'effort', what a relevant word, but it's not the first thing here I've already heard,
C'mon, recycling lyrics from Eminem? You ought'a go back to building STEM,
Rappin' like a 4th grader, pretendin' you're Darth Vader, it's clear who the winner is, so take your loss, Stray-Hater.

 

[slimbizzy]

Hah, 'effort', what a relevant word, but it's not the first thing here I've already heard,
C'mon, recycling lyrics from Eminem? You ought'a go back to building STEM,
Rappin' like a 4th grader, pretendin' you're Darth Vader, it's clear who the winner is, so take your loss, Stray-Hater.

see you caught me, most of my talent has come from that guy, i stayed up all night, watching him peace-fully,
then i had a thought. what if i wanted to rock? not on no cock this is not hip hop this is a thread the theme i picked out?
it-is solid red, made it look like a bloodshed tore some kids asshole and made him crash yo.
sucked in my gut, watched people get up and continiously beat down. all their sad frowns made me feel gloom and how, could i ever give up on this trail!

sure i am cappin but that, it's just rappin? the point of this thread, was to just have some fun! but look at you go. you tipped over the bucket you've cause this big ruckus and now we need to pay but not in a gay way(no no).
i will not bow down to some cat because if i do that the issue is mute and the last thing we need is to watch my reputation be re-distribute.

now, this isnt me being racist and it isnt going to help me get places but quote me when i say that dogs are better than cats, how's that for being tasteless
(and i love cats)

 

[Zucker]

You're a nasty hoe, with a glassy jaw!
A musician you? What a "classic" joke!
This sassy bloke, is a massive fraud!
Sounds like Smollet Jussies trashy bro!

 

[slimbizzy]

You're a nasty hoe, with a glassy jaw!
A musician you? What a "classic" joke!
This sassy bloke, is a massive fraud!
Sounds like Smollet Jussies trashy bro!

*facepalm*

 

[Zucker]

*facepalm*

Quick use Feminems lines, we all know your cripple mind has the vocabulary of a swine.

 

[Alexander1970]

......do it or die......m?

Die,by my Hand
I creep across the Land

Killing senseless Man
With an big,old Fan

 

[slimbizzy]

Die,by my Hand
I creep across the Land

Killing senseless Man
With an big,old Fan

damn yo that was fire. i really feel inspired by that man that was rockin brooo keep it up yooo

 

[Zucker]

i stayed up all night, watching him peace-fully,
then i had a thought. what if i wanted to rock? not on no cock

Last month during the gay pride, is when you should've used those rhymes
Otherwise I swear on your weak lines, you're gayer than 9 guys in a jacuzzi for five.

 

[slaphappygamer]

.......then, if I can
like my man
Tomm Rannd
Run away with this entire post
With the best infliction
Of my magic diction
Still not much better than most...

Not much else to say
On this hot hot day
Other than,
I go back in the pool

 

[slimbizzy]

.......then, if I can
like my man
Tomm Rannd
Run away with this entire post
With the best infliction
Of my magic diction
Still not much better than most...

Not much else to say
On this hot hot day
Other than,
I go back in the pool

you're right. i totally left this post alone. but i thought about it all night.
i was thinking, these people turned it into some sort of rap?
i dunno man, that wasn't really what i was going for but crap.
glad to see, this edge of the forum, has cured SOME peoples boredom.