talk in rhyme. do it or die......m?

[GABO1423]

I wish I could talk about having an addiction.
But if I did, it would be pure fiction.
So instead I wanted to say
I'm glad that you made your addictions go away.
I could not imagine how that felt.
But I imagine it was worse than my fucking belt.

 

[slimbizzy]

see, nothing about having an addiction is cool. besides maybe, the fact that we rule!
but we only rule because we stepped up and tightened our belt. because man, that pain that we felt?
yeah it sucked lol. but we are better now. at least, i hope. now i just stick to the green and smoke no more than 2g's every 2 days.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I was addicted once,
Back then, I was such a dunce
My friends and family like to hear
That I swiftly quit the beer
And now I can save money
And focus on my honey
Not one drop has been drunk since then
And now I know when to say when
And by the way
I’m not gay
I’m not close to the physique
Of Payton Manning
But I still think
I’m winning

 

[AmandaRose]

Zucker thinks he is a tough guy from the USA

But his record in fights is worse the Gabby Jay

Yes he does like to rap and rhyme.

But he couldn't even beat up a Dragon Quest Slime.

 

[slimbizzy]

lol this is funny. i like how this guy thinks he could buy amanda with money.

 

[slimbizzy]

you remind be of a thug. but not the cool kind no. you suck.
trying to be cool, online sure that's fine. i understand, truly i do.
but going around, and insulting people who don't even know you,
is not going to look good when you are trying to make friends.
don't deny the fact you need friends, because with an attitude like yours,
i would assume you would need a better plan with nintendo direct.

 

[slimbizzy]

this thread, well i don't want this kinda of stuff here.
i don't think anyone does.
really dude, chill the fuck out no need to go and throw insults out like it's candy.

 

[slimbizzy]

Oh honey I can assure you milk is not my drink.

Yuk something smells Oh hang on its just your B.O causing a stink.

If I ever see you naked I would probably be sick.

And let me find my microscope so as I can locate your tiny dick.

And thats pretty much all I have to say about that.

The only pussy you will get near is if your pet is a cat.

damn manda- you just fucking killed him. you might as well chop him up, burn his guts and throw him in the trash bin.

speaking of trash, i will say one thing so listen close. zucker you fool rap battles are lame. like gabo said it's all fun and games, but when you start to call people hoes and insult their mother bro, man that's not okay. dude come on sure i know you're playin, but are you sure you re-read what you've been sayin?

rapping is sick. no doubt about it. but gbatemp is fun and we don't need people coming her with gun blazing. my minds racing. like a cow fuckin grazing on the field dude you needa yield.

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fuck it man this is petty. we are fighting like little bitches. i'm gonna be the bigger person and just drop it.

 

[GABO1423]

Salty cause I tasted your mom's cooch!
Better than being a diabetic loser like you!
A google parrot, only defects you've inherited!
Can't say I'm surprised I'm talking to a Karen!
You got dumped by your own parents!
Only thing that awaits you & your husband is a broken marriage!

You are an idiot you know that?
All your attacks fall flat.
You ain't winning shit with those attacks.
You better keep trying 'cause I'm pretty relaxed!

 

[slimbizzy]

lol what the fuck

 

[AmandaRose]

Really now @Zucker you just used a word that is as bad as saying the N word. Sorry everyone else I'm outta here.

 

[slimbizzy]

[ facepalm ]

 

[slaphappygamer]

Super Nintendo, Sega genesis
When I was dead broke man, I couldn’t picture this

 

[slimbizzy]

Super Nintendo, Sega genesis
When I was dead broke man, I couldn’t picture this

fuck yeah i love you no homo but damn bro
i was waiting for a good reason to keep this thread goin
but i was afraid if i started it myself i would look real silly
so yeah. uh banana peel tell me the beef you were poor?
me too. big deal D':

 

[slaphappygamer]

fuck yeah i love you no homo but damn bro
i was waiting for a good reason to keep this thread goin
but i was afraid if i started it myself i would look real silly
so yeah. uh banana peel tell me the beef you were poor?
me too. big deal D':

It’s in this song. He was such a good rapper. Fun fact: he never wrote anything down.
Great to listen to while driving or on the crapper.

Forgot to paste

 

[slimbizzy]

another thing i like to do other than write bars and steal cars is i write novels just kidding but the other day i was like half gay? i wrote a lesbian erotica get on my level. i once played subnautica.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I’m not quite in your level
But I do know of a bevel
It’s an angled edge
It could be on a hedge
It don’t matter how you cut them
There just might be one on a particular forum

 

[ClancyDaEnlightened]

Skint back everyday, Blowing back clouds just like it's no joke,

Just like Elon musk, and his SpaceX hope,
Got the cards right, they going for broke

They're Breaking bars ontop of their heads, I think i'll pass

Got the cigar filled with gass...

Fuck Mars


I'm going to the stars

 

[slaphappygamer]

Am I gonna give up, OH HELL NO
Not ever will I just pack my shit AND GO
The temp is the best since I busted my toe
Is it gonna fall off, only time will know
Nah, kidding, hey LOOK
It’s that one, the rook
A few words, a few posts were too inflammatory
That a swift suspension has become mandatory
Will they read this, no one will know
Oh look, it fell off, my entire toe

 

[Deleted member 507653]

Hey, new here to this poetry dojo
I couldn't stand by in silence no mo'
Not cause I'm some badass MOFO,
I've just really got a bad case of FOMO.

Sucks there's not much left to add I see,
that I'm sure hasn't already been repeated.
Also can someone please let slip to me
what it was that got deleted?