The Van Yelp Page

[GhostLatte]

Post reviews of my van here!

 

[JuanMena]

Stranger Danger!
Stranger Danger!
Stranger Danger!

KIDS! DO NOT GET CLOSE TO THAT VAN!
Unless free ice-cream.

 

[Flame]

great free candies !
would be kidnapped again.

★★★★★

 

[Alexander1970]

- Nice Interior
- Nice and helpful Service
- Nice "Candys"

Overall:

★★★★★

 

[IncredulousP]

1 star
Every time I get in, I wake up outside the van with no memory of ever being inside it.

 

[Alexander1970]

1 star
Every time I get in, I wake up outside the van with no memory of ever being inside it.

You maybe brought the "wrong" Candys" with you...

 

[JuanMena]

1 star
Every time I get in, I wake up outside the van with no memory of ever being inside it.

And a strange pain in the back... how weird...

 

[FAST6191]

Boring paint scheme. No side door on left hand side. Boring hub caps. No sweet exhaust. No bull bars. Not tall enough to stand in.

It is a builder's van, not a party van/van van. It is not entirely functionless but might as well be.

 

[Alexander1970]

Boring paint scheme. No side door on left hand side. Boring hub caps. No sweet exhaust. No bull bars. Not tall enough to stand in.

It is a builder's van, not a party van/van van. It is not entirely functionless but might as well be.

You sure have a lot of fun in Life.....

 

[grey72]

When do I get my paycheck?
-driver

 

[GhostLatte]

Boring paint scheme. No side door on left hand side. Boring hub caps. No sweet exhaust. No bull bars. Not tall enough to stand in.

It is a builder's van, not a party van/van van. It is not entirely functionless but might as well be.

My definition of a party must be different than yours

 

[Uiaad]

The van changed my life
★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★/10

 

[thewannacryguy]

You are fucking obsessed with these shitty van jokes.

 

[Uiaad]

You are fucking obsessed with these shitty van jokes.

Don't like it leave the EOF no one is forcing you to be here

 

[GhostLatte]

You are fucking obsessed with these shitty van jokes.

Your mom seems to enjoy them though

 

[Flame]

all the people who did star symbols in this thread. copied and pasted my stars.



get your own stars.

 

[Alexander1970]

all the people who did star symbols in this thread. copied and pasted my stars.



get your own stars.

For this:
★★★★★

 

[Uiaad]

all the people who did star symbols in this thread. copied and pasted my stars.



get your own stars.

Bite my flabby fleshy ass @Flame and have a good day

 

[Flame]

For this:
★★★★★

Bite my flabby fleshy ass @Flame and have a good day

both of you! in the van. now!

 

[Uiaad]

both of you! in the van. now!

You'd like that wouldn't ya