Rate My Biscuit

[CORE]

http://www.mcvities.co.uk/products/rich-tea

Ingredients
Wheat Flour (with Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Sunflower), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Barley Malt Extract, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Salt

Allergy Information

• May also contain Soya
• May Contain: Soya

Storage
Store in a cool, dry place

Additives

• Free From Artificial Colours
• Free From Artificial Flavours

Typical Values Typical Values Per 100g Per Biscuit (8.3g)
Energy (kJ) 1929 160
(kcal) 459 38
Fat 15.5g 1.3g
of which Saturates 1.5g 0.1g
Carbohydrate 71.3g 5.9g
of which Sugars 20.2g 1.7g
Fibre 2.9g 0.2g
Protein 7.0g 0.6g
Salt 0.8g 0.1g

 

[AmandaRose]

It has no backbone and disintegrates once dunked in tea. One dunk then it all goes to fuck.

 

[CORE]

But you cannot deny the quality taste when dunked mmmmm.

 

[AmandaRose]

But you cannot deny the quality taste when dunked mmmmm.

True but huge risk of them collapsing into your brew and spoiling it. Nothing worse

 

[CORE]

Not bad for my first EOF Thread eh! I will be sure to make more in future if some weird crap just pops in my head

I am sure @DinohScene even you can appreciate this thread I know you just seem to love the EOF I mean look at the detail and effort I made even the Ingredients

 

[DinohScene]

Not bad for my first EOF Thread eh! I will be sure to make more in future if some weird crap just pops in my head

I am sure @DinohScene even you can appreciate this thread I know you just seem to love the EOF I mean look at the detail and effort I made even the Ingredients

Believe it or not, this is the best EOF thread since TaeWong.

 

[AmandaRose]

Believe it or not, this is the best EOF thread since TaeWong.

What was the TaeWong thread??

 

[Alexander1970]

Hello.

I get these from Salzburg/Austria from an English Shop.On Amazon they are too expensive for me.
It was a present for my friend,he´s a big fan of the "Island".

Personally i prefer this:

 

[CORE]

Appears to be a Bot and a very good one from what I have read but sounds like it was a fun time

 

[AmandaRose]

Hello.

I get these from Salzburg/Austria from an English Shop.On Amazon they are too expensive for me.
It was a present for my friend,he´s a big fan of the "Island".

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Personally i prefer this:

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Excuse me but Tunnock's tea cakes are actually from my wonderful country of Scotland they are not English lol

 

[Alexander1970]

Shame on me.I´ll send you an carton as an excuse.Your Adress please.

 

[AmandaRose]

Shame on me.I´ll send you an carton as an excuse.Your Adress please.

I already have 3 boxes of them in my house. Most Scottish people have at least one box of them in their houses.

You will also find my favourite biscuit in most Scottish houses it is this

 

[Chary]

8/10 biscuit, 9/10 thread

 

[Alexander1970]

This one ? Wow did they come with an scots ?

https://www.amazon.de/Tunnock-Caram...ords=tunnock&qid=1555194894&s=gateway&sr=8-37

The Shop sadly haven´t it:

https://englishshop.at/en/11-biscuits?page=1

 

[AmandaRose]

This one ? Wow did they come with an scots ?

https://www.amazon.de/Tunnock-Caramel-Log-Wafers-4-Pack/dp/B01G3T4ZSE/ref=sr_1_37?__mk_de_DE=ÅMÅŽÕÑ&keywords=tunnock&qid=1555194894&s=gateway&sr=8-37

The Shop sadly haven´t it:

https://englishshop.at/en/11-biscuits?page=1

Yep that's them they are amazing

These are also very tasty.

 

[Alexander1970]

Yep that's them they are amazing

and expensive.

.....and expensive.....considering how stingy Scots people are.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I'd say it's near S-tier--the plate setting really brings it together, along with the positioning of the biscuit and perfect level of tea.

If you wish to surpass all logic:

start with Lemon Cake and pair with these

then go for Blueberry, but pair it with

and some really good Brie.
Strawberry and Caramel are decent, but my palate craves balance.

 

[Veho]

But you cannot deny the quality taste when dunked mmmmm.

Taste means nothing if your biscuit goes limp the moment you put it in.





Quite fittingly, your sig is what happens to your biscuit the second it encounters moisture:

 

[Seriel]

I dislike rich teas because they have no taste on their own, and as stated they fall apart when you try to dunk them to add a taste to them.
In general I would prefer my biscuits (dunkable or not) to have their own flavour which then combines with the flavour of what they're being dunked in to create something unique. A personal favourite is dunking anything chocolate into orange juice to create that beautiful chocolate orange taste.

 

[FAST6191]

Is this some unsanctioned GBAchef? One we have done before no less https://gbatemp.net/threads/best-and-worst-biscuits.347970/

As for the question of the OP. Rich teas are the worst biscuits that are not party rings, and iced gems if they count as a biscuit in your world.