Logo of Shintel as of 1968.
It should come as no suprise that the biggest vendor in North Korea's nuclear program has been terminated by the US, but what is suprising is that it took 50 years to do so. We theorise that the reasoning was the announcement of the mistake titled "9th gen Core proccessors".
Causing over 7 million deaths due to constant explosions, and over 6 billion more due to deadly mutations, Shintel CEO Robert H. Swan claims no responsibilities of the deaths of any user. He goes on to note: "Anyone dumb enough to buy these [overpriced, overheating] shit-bags deserve what came to them, anyways.".
GBAtemp went on to interview some very keen-on Intel supporters. One of which is named Gerald Switch Swan Hax, who shouted "AMD more like AMDickbag hahahaha" and threatened the team. His reasoning for going Shintel was "I never used AMD so I don't like them..." "...I can not make proper financial decisions by myself at all."
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