1. Kingy

    OP Kingy GBAtemp Advanced Fan
    Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2016
    Messages:
    936
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    upload_2018-10-8_21-37-27.png
    Logo of Shintel as of 1968.​

    It should come as no suprise that the biggest vendor in North Korea's nuclear program has been terminated by the US, but what is suprising is that it took 50 years to do so. We theorise that the reasoning was the announcement of the mistake titled "9th gen Core proccessors".
    Causing over 7 million deaths due to constant explosions, and over 6 billion more due to deadly mutations, Shintel CEO Robert H. Swan claims no responsibilities of the deaths of any user. He goes on to note: "Anyone dumb enough to buy these [overpriced, overheating] shit-bags deserve what came to them, anyways.".

    GBAtemp went on to interview some very keen-on Intel supporters. One of which is named Gerald Switch Swan Hax, who shouted "AMD more like AMDickbag hahahaha" and threatened the team. His reasoning for going Shintel was "I never used AMD so I don't like them..." "...I can not make proper financial decisions by myself at all."
     
    Last edited by Kingy, Oct 8, 2018
    Seriel, Flopglop, Paolosworld and 6 others like this.
  2. Mnecraft368

    Mnecraft368 I hate my name.
    Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    1,755
    Country:
    United Kingdom
    That post is almost as cringe as my username. 11/10.
     
  3. ry755

    ry755 GBAtemp Advanced Fan
    Member

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2017
    Messages:
    535
    Country:
    United States
    Ryzen ftw. Once I get around to building a new PC it'll use Ryzen
     
    Kingy likes this.
  4. dAVID_

    dAVID_ Electrician's Apprentice
    Member

    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2016
    Messages:
    1,404
    Country:
    Mexico
    The AMD Circlejerk Thread.
     
  5. midstor

    midstor GBAtemp Regular
    Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2018
    Messages:
    299
    Country:
    United States
    oh no is this ur account, node? lol
     
    Mnecraft368 likes this.
  6. Deleted User

    Deleted User Newbie

    I understand you don’t like Intel but doing this is NOT correct. Let everyone Choose what they want. I already followed your reccomendation of buying ryzen but let people be if they want to
     
  7. Dionicio3

    Dionicio3 The Skiddo
    Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2017
    Messages:
    3,784
    Country:
    United States
    This thread was made last year as a joke
     
Draft saved Draft deleted
Loading...

Hide similar threads Similar threads with keywords - weaponised, (Codenamed, Biggest