That is interesting, I did not know that. That would be a major bummer, but if that is the case, I'm sure we could override that on a Switch running CFW. It's not ideal though.
Without a low latency limit, this method should work on a stock Switch. I guess we won't know until somebody takes the plunge and tests it.
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Fuck it, I'll be the guinea pig. Tomorrow I get paid, I'll order a Nintendo Switch LAN adapter from Amazon.
I need somebody to try playing against. The only game I have that supports wired LAN is Splatoon 2. Who here has Splatoon 2, a LAN adapter for their Switch, and a PC with either two ethernet jacks, or a laptop with a wireless connection you can use to get online and a ethernet jack you'd use to connect the Switch.
I'll set up an OpenVPN server and give you everything you need to connect to it. We might also try Hamachi, I prefer just directly connecting to each other using OpenVPN but a lot of people don't have the knowledge to set that up for their own use.
One of the cool factors about OpenVPN is that if you have the right router you can build the functionality into it so that your Switch can be connected directly to it and you don't have to worry about using a PC for the VPN connection. Or you can go on Amazon and buy a hardware VPN adapter.