Assumptions you had as a child

[Deleted member 386348]

I still strongly believe in this

You can. No one helps you or tells you how though

 

[wormdood]

i assumed sega would win the console wars . . . and boy did the sega Saturn ever prove me wrong

i assumed Santa claws was a pedifile . . . he never brought my parents a single gift ... while showering kids with toys&candy

i assumed one single person was responsible for for every aspect any single cartoon (like a comic strip)

i assumed music was free and only done for the love of it

 

[ThePanchamBros]

title is self-explanatory. I'd like to see anything you assumed because well, some can be bat-shit crazy

I used to be obsessed with youtube stop motions, and so I thought that the lego characters in stop motions were controlled by robotic chips.

 

[Deleted member 383323]

I assumed all parents went to work at the same place.
I assumed babies came out of the butt.
I assumed that if you wished hard enough, toys would come to life.

 

[Pleng]

Trees make wind
You go to church to get divorced

 

[ThePanchamBros]

Trees make wind
You go to church to get divorced

LOL that last one

 

[datrico89]

I assumed I was going to be a superstar

 

[osm70]

I assumed I am not a moron.

 

[Flame]

I assumed that I would be the very best, like no one ever was.... I blame digimon for this one.

 

[Deleted member 333767]

Getting money was as easy as going to the bank.

Little 5 year old me saying to my parents after a WorldVision ad displayed on our family TV: Why don't africans just go to the bank?

Lol.

 

[DinohScene]

I assumed that I'd lead a normal life where nothing bad happened.

Boy... what was I wrong!

 

[Nevermore]

I assumed gaming would always remain an inclusive nerd thing and would never be ruined by "casuals" and high quality games would be made without pandering to the lowest common denominator for easy money.

 

[GalladeGuy]

I assumed babies were formed in the stomach.

I guess I'm not the only one.

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I assumed that TV show episodes actually take a week to make.

 

[Deleted-379826]

I thought my shitty computer that my uncle had for me when I was at his house (I went A LOT) could do/play anything. Downloaded half of like a 20 gb game on bandwith once... oops!

 

[LittleFlame]

I assumed wasn't gonna be surrounded by a bunch of edgelords and angsty teens

 

[vb_encryption_vb]

I thought you had to rewind a video game to start over...like a VHS tape. lol ( NES ) Shit, I'm old.

 

[Deleted-379826]

Oh yeah also thought it/I also was a GOD for using action replay powersaves for the DS.

 

[Engert]

I thought grownups always knew what they were doing.

 

[RevPokemon]

The Force was real for a very very small amount of people

If you fell in a drain you go straight to hell

Saying Fuck was a crime punishable by jail time

 

[Deleted User]

I thought Star Wars was real.