Touko is good for you

[Touko White]

A user who buys at least one Touko from me any time gains:
-Better social life
-A cute girl
-Good taste
-Moderator status on 101gamers (probably)
-The 2,147,483,647 page book on Touko written by everyone on my site
-More Fun
-Good contribution results because Touko's so interesting
-Something to help you sleep

If you buy two or more Toukos,, WE'LL END UP BECOMING PRETTY AWESOME!

 

[VinsCool]

How about leaving internet fixing your life instead.

 

[Touko White]

How about leaving internet fixing your life instead.

I'm not even going to answer this.

 

[joyoshi]

Do bubs eat Toukos?

 

[Touko White]

Do bubs eat Toukos?

No, she's too cute for bloody bubs.

 

[Pleng]

How many do you have available? And what's the fee?

 

[Touko White]

How many do you have available? And what's the fee?

I have infinite. Pay me a £100 deposit, talk to me about her, then you'll have to pay another £595.

 

[Pleng]

That total figure is a bit more than I was looking to pay at the moment, I'm afraid

 

[Touko White]

She's totally worth it.
(oh and follow @toukolumina on twitter plz, no that isn't me, but a close friend of me)

 

[AileenLumina]

(oh and follow @toukolumina on twitter plz, no that isn't me, but a close friend of me)

...

 

[Salamencizer]

-A cute girl

PLEASE can you guarantee this