Touko is good for you

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Touko White, May 29, 2016.

  1. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    A user who buys at least one Touko from me any time gains:
    -Better social life
    -A cute girl
    -Good taste
    -Moderator status on 101gamers (probably)
    -The 2,147,483,647 page book on Touko written by everyone on my site
    -More Fun
    -Good contribution results because Touko's so interesting
    -Something to help you sleep

    If you buy two or more Toukos,, WE'LL END UP BECOMING PRETTY AWESOME!
     
  2. VinsCool

    VinsCool Receditur a Veritate

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    How about leaving internet fixing your life instead.
     
  3. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    I'm not even going to answer this.
     
  4. joyoshi

    joyoshi ICUP

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    Shoved up your nose
    Do bubs eat Toukos?
     
  5. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    No, she's too cute for bloody bubs.
     
  6. Pleng

    Pleng GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    How many do you have available? And what's the fee?
     
  7. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    I have infinite. Pay me a £100 deposit, talk to me about her, then you'll have to pay another £595.
     
  8. Pleng

    Pleng GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    That total figure is a bit more than I was looking to pay at the moment, I'm afraid
     
  9. Touko White
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    Touko White (not)Banned

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    She's totally worth it.
    (oh and follow @toukolumina on twitter plz, no that isn't me, but a close friend of me)
     
  10. AileenLumina

    AileenLumina Python main, software engineer and API designer

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    ...
     
  11. Salamencizer

    Salamencizer Cute Hot Whatever

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    In your heart
    PLEASE can you guarantee this
     
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