when Fast speaks
yeah...
yeah..
I know these words
If in doubt assume I am taking the piss.
However there there was no word with more than four syllables in that.
As I feel generous this evening I shall translate it into cretin
"What maybe think about getting respectably popular compared to its monstrously successful predecessor, all the while undermining what made those previous systems successful while the market they are in gets undermined from an angle they did not see coming?"
What blud, like get kinda popular but not like its old
school skool version? And like losing all those game making people to my mobe and tablet makers? Shit bruv, any fool could have seen that move comin'.
Slightly more classy
"you've changed dear, first you were all "touch me, touch me and it was deviant as anything, now all the kids do it and you are all like "not now, I have a headache"... I think I need to trade you in for a different model, I mean you do not even do good internet".