WoodEVERYTHING Released!

[Rydian]

Today, Rydian has released WoodEVERYTHING. This revolutionary port of Wood brings the ability to play DS games to almost any device imaginable. Originally started as a project for the PC, WoodEVERYTHING has panned out to multiple devices, both portable and stationary.

Originally I just wanted to port Wood to my PC so I could play games faster than No$GBA 2.9 could play them, so I did that. It took a few weeks, since No$GBA 2.9 is already so fast, but thankfully Raulpica lent me a hand with some of the functions!

Then I realized I wouldn't be able to play Barbie's Adventure Horse Racing on the toilet! So I had to port it to something portable... I chose Android since I happened to have the SDK installed. This was a bit of a chore, since as we know Android runs on Java 1:1, has no hardware acceleration, Java is the slowest language out there, and the pixie gnomes that power Android devices don't like being overworked. I powered through it though, and the first portable port was done!

While tapping out how to ride a horse on the toilet fulfilled one of my lifelong ambitions, the lack of hardware controls became an obvious problem. So I decided to port it to the PSP. I figured since the PSP is 5,000 times faster than the DS, I shouldn't have to worry about that Michael Jackson AP in the latest Pokemon X ROM release.

Once I had that port running with 9x fast-forward speed possible, I realized I didn't give anything to those poor console owners! Not actually having any consoles (#pcmasterrace) I figured I might as well port it to the one device console owners and I have in common: TV. The control mappings were a little weird, and I had to program in all 50,000,000 control codes for the various remotes, but hopefully games are playable if you hold your remote sideways like with the Wii.

At this point I realized my grave mistake: Nothing I ported it to was actually pocket-sized! So since the only thing I have that will fit in a watch pocket is my MP3 player, here's a picture of the port to the Sansa Fuze V2. With Rockbox's coding magic, you can even play your own MP3s on top of the game!

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[retKHAAAN]

mighty fine screenshot, guy

 

[nukeboy95]

can i use it on a piece of wood

 

[Rydian]

can i use it on a piece of wood

If I had a printer I would have ported it to the microwave.

 

[nukeboy95]

If I had a printer I would have ported it to the microwave.

cool but can i use it on my piece of fire wood?

 

[DinohScene]

No 360 );
Not worthy of downloading.

 

[The Catboy]

It works on my Dingoo! ;o;

 

[RupeeClock]

Will it work on the Pokémon Mini?

 

[lufere7]

nokia microwave port plz

 

[Gahars]

Of course you wood.

 

[Rydian]

Will it work on the Pokémon Mini?

I was going through all my electronics to see what I could possibly display images on, and I ran across my SoulSilver Pokewalker... too bad I couldn't do anything with that, it would have been a good pic.

 

[nukeboy95]

here my list that i need it ported to

• a piece of fire wood
• my cat
• nes
• wii u
• my hand

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

Why no Gameboy Color port?

 

[ShadowSoldier]

If it doesn't make toast and scramble eggs, it's not worth the download.

 

[DiabloStorm]

It's better than bad, it's good!

 

[ComeTurismO]

Holy crap.. Rydian, you're one awesome dude.





EDIT: LOL, I JUST REALIZED IT'S A JOKE, FROM THE LINK.
But it's quite obvious seeing the same pictures. The same ROM selected

 

[GameWinner]

I have massive wood for this.

 

[Eerpow]

In all seriousness though, rockbox really is magic. I got blown away when it made GB games playable at great speeds on a sansa clip plus, an MP3 player with a much lower resolution than a GB and real monochrome screen.

After that discovery DS on a more capable MP3 player doesn't seem so far fetched haha.

 

[loco365]

Guys. We're missing the one piece of technology that this MUST be ported to.

The almighty potato.

WHERE IS MY POTATO PORT?

 

[Redhorse]

I would LOVE to see this ported to the GB Micro. I want to play Civ Rev or TWEWY on a postage stamp - sized screen.

It would be nice to play Advance Wars Dual Strike on the same handheld that barely holds the first US release of Advance Wars requiring a single screen.