Please wish me happy birthday

[Engert]

I don't have a lot of friends. I don't have family either, they all died in train accidents and some from cancer.
I am all alone today in my birthday. My life has meaning only online.
Please .... please wish me happy birthday?

 

[Kouen Hasuki]

Happy Birthday Bro!

 

[Black-Ice]

Hey engy.
Its your birthday too?
If so you have the best birthday of all time, My birthday

 

[ov3rkill]

 

[Engert]

Thank you.

Wait, you're not Jewish are you? I don't want any Jews in my birthday because they don't bring me presents.

 

[BORTZ]

You have potential.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Its_just_Lou]

Have a good one, dude...and terribly sorry to hear about your circumstances.

 

[Maxternal]

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric....rogant-Worms/09F6EAAB24C52CD248256B260027D214

 

[Engert]

Wow, thank you guys. Look at all these gifts.
I'm so happy.

 

[J-Machine]

Happy birthday! Here is a relevant cartoon present:

 

[tbgtbg]

Train accidentS? As in more than one? Wow, bad luck goin on there.

But Happy Birfday anyway.

 

[Engert]

The railways have a safety problem, but they try to cover their tracks.

Thanks though.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

The railways have a safety problem, but they try to cover their tracks.

Punny.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

No.

 

[Engert]

No.

But why? This is all i have !

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

But why? This is all i have !

Because I hate you.

 

[Engert]

Because I hate you.

This is going to be the worst day of my life.

 

[Engert]

You know what the worst part is Tom? You knew today was my birthday and you didn't even bring me a present. What are you Jewish?

 

[The Catboy]

Happy birthday man!

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Happy Birthday... Mr...smitherrrss