Valwinator DS 0.1 Beta

[s4mid4re]

I just sent a Valwinated PM to Valwin saying "Hello, it's such a nice weather outside," but I'm not getting a response. Let alone, he's ignoring me now. I think Valwinator mistranslated something, which is pissing Valwin off... maybe it needs a little more work?

Well, duh. In Valwinian, this sentence means that the weather at HIS place is nice. If it is not, then he will treat you as a liar and will block you immediatelly, don't you have a Valwinian context book?

I'm sorry, I need to add that kind of functionality, it is confusing sometimes... Thank you for the suggestion, will do.

Good, I thought Valwinator has mistranslated my text into something horrible. I will try to get a hold of him and apologize about it... in, uh, Valwanian.

 

[DarkStriker]

I'm sure he's baking a cake for me in thanks for facilitating communications with his tribe. Maybe even for all of us! Cake for everyone!

Mind creating prowl_inatorDS? It's easy. Everything translate to = "Imma a hardcore capsule and FF fanboy!"

Trying it out now

 

[Foxi4]

I'm sure he's baking a cake for me in thanks for facilitating communications with his tribe. Maybe even for all of us! Cake for everyone!

Mind creating prowl_inatorDS? It's easy. Everything translate to = "Imma a hardcore capsule and FF fanboy!"

Trying it out now

Well... the DS does support .gif's...

Maybe in the future.

Good, I thought Valwinator has mistranslated my text into something horrible. I will try to get a hold of him and apologize about it... in, uh, Valwanian.

Good. Apologizing for mistakes is a great choice - everybody can be a Valwinner if he or she knows that!

 

[ZaeZae64]

Thanks to ValwinatorDS I have aced all my Valwin classes!

Thanks Valwinator DS! *Thumbs up*

 

[Foxi4]

 

[Deleted-236924]

Well those aren't the kind of mistakes (s)he makes.

 

[Foxi4]

Well those aren't the kind of mistakes (s)he makes.

His Valwinian grammar isn't perfect, but it's not nice to make fun of that Pingouin7. Have some shame.

Spoiler

 

[Valwin]

i am honor that you have gone to the trouble to do something so great

in the years i have been in the internet i have never manage to get someone so mad like you are just now

this is a new record for me thank you FOxi4

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I'm sure he's baking a cake for me in thanks for facilitating communications with his tribe. Maybe even for all of us! Cake for everyone!

The cake is a lie perpetrated by Sony.

 

[FireGrey]

Valwin is awesome though.
And doesnt say !A

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

To unvalwinate, just carry over the two and multiply the sentence by seven.

 

[Foxi4]

i am honor that you have gone to the trouble to do something so great

in the years i have been in the internet i have never manage to get someone so mad like you are just now

this is a new record for me thank you FOxi4

Mad? Why, I'd never... I took so much effort into learning the meanders of your tongue, this accusation hurts me, it burns my soul like red coals.

Valwin is awesome though.
And doesnt say !A

At first I thought that adding interpunction mistakes will add a degree of realism to the texts, but for some reason it appears that exclaimation marks are indeed a tad too "popular" as a sign, I might change that in Beta 0.2 if I get the time. It's like overusing comas in English, Valwinish just isn't like that.

To unvalwinate, just carry over the two and multiply the sentence by seven.

*Holy Grail has been found*

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

What would happen if you entered an already Valwinized phrase in? Would it come out doubly Valwin?

 

[Foxi4]

What would happen if you entered an already Valwinized phrase in? Would it come out doubly Valwin?

It detects existing Valwinian phrases and works as spellcheck then. (HA!)

 

[heartgold]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

Gotcha.

You could always do a silly trick, such as un-Valwinate any sentence, no matter the meaning, and it simply selects from a pre-made list of sentences like "I am a Nintendo fanboy", "I hate Sony with a passion", etc.

Now that is flaming, and I do not tolerate that!

Tis is ah seriouz rezearch and a complels apilication!

 

[heartgold]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

Gotcha.

You could always do a silly trick, such as un-Valwinate any sentence, no matter the meaning, and it simply selects from a pre-made list of sentences like "I am a Nintendo fanboy", "I hate Sony with a passion", etc.

Now that is flaming, and I do not tolerate that!

Tis is ah seriouz rezearch and a complels apilication!

So what? Did you guys get Valwins permission to create such a thread to humilate him? I'm sure he won't appreciate this.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

Gotcha.

You could always do a silly trick, such as un-Valwinate any sentence, no matter the meaning, and it simply selects from a pre-made list of sentences like "I am a Nintendo fanboy", "I hate Sony with a passion", etc.

Now that is flaming, and I do not tolerate that!

Tis is ah seriouz rezearch and a complels apilication!

So what? Did you guys get Valwins permission to create such a thread to humilate him? I'm sure he won't appreciate this.

i am honor that you have gone to the trouble to do something so great

in the years i have been in the internet i have never manage to get someone so mad like you are just now

this is a new record for me thank you FOxi4

You probably should've read through the whole thread.

 

[heartgold]

Forget I said anything then.

 

[Foxi4]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

I'm not picking on him. This is an instance of Satire*. a genuine translator.

In fact, I'm quite a fan. He has a way with words that compels me.

*Satire in the most basic form of the word is a literary technique of choosing certain vices from a subject, enlarging them out of proportion and making fun of them in order not only to cause laughter of the audience but also to teach a valuable lesson and perhaps change both the audience and the butt of the joke.