Man who hates Nato suddenly wants help from Nato, because declaring that he won the war on Twitter doesn't seem to have helped. Now it's our fault if his dumbass plan backfires.
It's just all so painfully transparent. There is no long-term strategic planning here, it's just "hmm, people are talking about Epstein a lot. Let's attack Iran, quick easy fight like Venezuala, military popular".
But then, in an unexpected turn of events, Iran happens to be right next to one of the world's most important oil transport routes. Bombing the shit out of them hasn't removed their ability to fuck up the Strait in return. So then we get:
Declare on Twitter that bombing the shit out of them actually totally worked.
Declare on Twitter that the war is over, and that Iran really wants to make a deal, we promise, but he said no. (FIFA peace prize winner over here)
Declare on Twitter that the war is so over, that anyone else seeking to help is actually just in it for the clout because the mighty US already won.
...drop sanctions on Russian oil because oh god why isn't reality listening to Twitter
It's his usual gaslighting, aimed entirely at the precious stock market and oil prices. He does the most stupid stuff on a Friday after the markets close, and then by Monday morning he's back saying that everything is fine, please don't panic. But this has now taken two weekends and even the market is starting to realise Trump might just be saying what he desperately wants to be true, because bullshitting worked so well for him in the past.
So now we're at "actually the UK and other allies definitely needs to help", after he's spent the last year or so waging trade wars against us for Russia, and talking shit about the Nato troops who died in the US's various conflicts. It's a complete U-turn on his usual stance. I wonder if it's humiliating for someone like him to have to ask for help.