I almost feel sorry for Trump fans (okay... Not at all) trying to defend his stance on Iran. Why? Because there isn't anything remotely coherent. Heck... Even Donald Trump now contradicts himself in the very same speech, apparently.
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/09/politics/trump-iran-war-contradictions
If there's ever a war movie about this, you could montage some Benny Hill music under current communications.
Trump: it's very much over!
White house: we've only begun to fight.
Trump: we've won, but not enough!
Trump: Iran has shot everything
Also Trump: they're down to less than 10%
Trump: all their comm is completely gone
Also Trump: their comm is diminished
Trump: they have no navy left!
Iran: *occupies hormuz strait*
Trump: we've sunk 46 ships. No, wait... 50. 51!
Trump: it as Iran who bombed that school!
Trump:... With a generic tomahawk missile.
Trump:... That our intelligence knew nothing about
Trump:... And that they fired while we were bombing them.
Hegseth: ehm... It's actually under investigation.