How to be a man

[Veho]

Dammit Diogenes
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That definition doesn't work for non-Euclidean geometry

 

[AncientBoi]

That definition doesn't work for non-Euclidean geometry

Ni ! Damned flying condoms !

 

[Veho]

Ni ! Damned flying condoms !

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[CoolMe]

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Literally the pic that was used on the cover of Led Zeppelin's debut album which i adore

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

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You forgot grilling accessories. The Him eats nothing but steak, and the only acceptable method of preparation is grilling.


But seriously now, "holiday gifts" or "gift ideas" is an impossible category in the first place. It has to be something the person doesn't need or use (or they would already have it), but won't immediately throw away. And also has to apply to absolutely everyone. Which basically leaves you with... stainless steel soap.

 

[The Catboy]

How many men came out this thread?

 

[hippy dave]

How many men came out this thread?

No, but I came in this thread.

That's why pages 2 and 3 are stuck together.

 

[Xdqwerty]

No, but I came in this thread.

That's why pages 2 and 3 are stuck together.

You jizzed in this thread? eww

 

[hippy dave]

You jizzed in this thread? eww

I was out of tissues.

 

[Xdqwerty]

I was out of tissues.

Atleast use toilet paper as a substitute

 

[hippy dave]

Atleast use toilet paper as a substitute

This thread was closer.

 

[Deleted member 719522]

To be a man you

- Grow the hairs on your nuts
- Lift weights and drink protein shakes daily
- Compete in martial arts and roar like a lion before every round
- Walk with your fists clenched everywhere you go
- Exclusively watch Fight Club, Top Gun and Andrew Tate videos
- Wear tight pants which emphasize your penis
- Drink a bottle of hard alcohol daily
- Say the word fuck and one other swear word in every sentence
- Watch lesbian porn in public

 

[Veho]

To be a man you

- Grow the hairs on your nuts
- Lift weights and drink protein shakes daily
- Compete in martial arts and roar like a lion before every round
- Walk with your fists clenched everywhere you go
- Exclusively watch Fight Club, Top Gun and Andrew Tate videos
- Wear tight pants which emphasize your penis
- Drink a bottle of hard alcohol daily
- Say the word fuck and one other swear word in every sentence
- Watch lesbian porn in public

Well crap, I guess I'm a man.

 

[Deleted member 719522]

Well crap, I guess I'm a man.

You forgot to say some fucking manly shit in your sentence.

 

[Veho]

You forgot to say some fucking manly shit in your sentence.

Oh, "crap" doesn't count? Well fuck.

 

[Veho]

Having a wife is gay.
Pass it on.

 

[hippy dave]

O SHIT, ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS NOW

 

[SylverReZ]

O SHIT, ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS NOW
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A miserable pile of secrets.

But enough talk. Have it at ye.

 

[Veho]

One must imagine the pile of secrets happy.