almost died again

so schools finished for the year, and obviously i'm going to party. so, i end up going to a "end of school" party! it was pretty fun, smoked a lot of weed and we had this bottle of vodka and it was like pretty much 4 jumbo shampoo bottles big. we finished that. all of us, about 6 of us. anyways, this one kid comes over and he's one of those like preppy kids who steal a LOT from people so they always have the fanciest clothes and act the hardest. so he was alright i guess. until he pulled out a co2 and shot me in the leg point blank range. yeah, i'm alright he actually shot RIGHT beside my leg and it like clipped my sweatpants. but i was still shot sorta. it's kinda cool, to be honest i would make a great ricky. you know, ricky from trailer park boys. lately i've been watching their animated series. they just went into space to grow space weed.

i've been using the 7 inch deck a little bit more lately, i hate to admit it but i'm getting used to it. but i still want a normal sized deck because then it feels better under my feet. my feet hurt a lot because half my fucking foot hangs off the skateboard because it's so small. also the pop on that thing is garbage. i'm pretty sure the deck i have right now is meant for freestyle skateboarding but screw it. my parents are going to buy me a skateboard though, a GOOD one cause i'm not cheeping out to save money nuh uh. but yeah it's cause i got good grades and stuff. speaking of school bullshit, i'm 100% done taking math and science courses unless i decide to take more in secondary school. i also got awards for science and electrical class! how epic.

haven't been gaming lots. actually, i've been playing this game on my phone recently. it's called simplemmo and you pretty much press a button to take a "step" and the robot lodged in your mobile device reaches out and tells you something completely fucking braindead. the other day it told me knocking is basically punching something until someone answers and i've been telling that to girls i see on the street just to see what happens. you can also trade stuff with the community and all that but the main part is pressing a button. pretty simple.

my employer, or i should say my boss, hasn't responded to my fucking email for the past week. now that all festered into a big puss sack and i got some fancy old lady complaining to him over email.

nice.
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He pulled out a co2... Carbon dioxide? And shot you in the leg with the deadly gas? I don't get it...
 
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Man that's a lot of oof

I'm embarrassed for you but on the bright side you'll have lots of cringe to read when you grow up
 
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Oregon legalized all drugs, so we have zombies roaming free, essentially... Instead of getting help.

I'd like to congratulate Drugs, for winning the war in drugs. :unsure:
 
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