how i went to rehab

so one time i went to rehab for eating a bunch of slim jims. yeah, it sounds stupid and probably fake but it's literally true. even i can't believe it happened lmao.

anyways so it was in grade 10 and i was eating slim jims because i was high as fuck. right and so like that was AWESOME. i honestly had the best time of my life so far in those moments. i was so high it was amazing... okay wwa i over exaggerating, yeah. but i was havin' a good time. anyways mr stanley, the math teacher was like on to me or sumthin' and thought i was high. obviously i said i was not, because i was dumb and stupid at the age of grade ten idk the real number i'm too high to explain it properly. okay this is getting really hard to explain at this point. SO MUCH THINGS ARE HAPPENING. and then police came and got me and i went to rehab for 2 WEEKS, okay so that didn't actually happen that was a bit extreme. what really happened is i slowly went through shit and eventually had myself go to rehab for 2 weeks.

yeah.
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@N10A oh i guess i forgot to mention the teacher thought i was having the munchies. when in reality i was just enjoying some slim jims.
 
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