I've never been kissed before either, and considering my nature I seriously doubt that that'll ever happen too.
I was going to ask Katy Perry for my first kiss backstage... but when she came in, I couldn't think of anything to say
ha im was crazy all my friends was looking and making noises afterwards ha they hyped my head hella lol
I remember each of my first kisses. Very first I was 11 and she was 13. We "dated" if you can even call it that at that age. She moved away and I never saw or heard from her again. Physical contact of any sort has too much meaning to me to ever be dismissive about. Since then, I've only kissed (or hugged even) girls that I've truly cared about...no flings or anything. Some chicks dig it and some are impatient.
If any of you will believe this (I doubt it)... One of my friends claimed that on their vacation to Florida their first kiss was with a very enthusiastic fish. They also said that the fish was coming on to them and attempted to *something involving sexytime* them. I don't believe it, but it kind of counts, right?
I made a mistake; my first kiss was with the ground when I got punched the fuck out in grade 4 and bashed my face into the pavement in elementary school. The kid said "kiss the floor" and hit me, so I guess. . . yeah. that works, right?
I suppose I'll share my story now. I was like, 6 or 7, and my parents asked me to go to their friends' house, so I came. They had a daughter my age. We went away to play, and she said "Let's have kissy time". So we did. Then, we'd play together and kiss a lot. I'm not sure why, but we stopped spending time together, and now it's very awkward between that girl and I. I'm 16 now, by the way.
It was a Mr. Potato Head's game. Everytime it landed on the lips we kissed. We were seven years old. N'AAAAAAAAAAAAAW. No wonder I'm no longer sexually attracted to people.
