Yay fortune cookies

[bnwchbammer]

So I had a fortune cookie today and my fortune was:

Which is quite a good fortune cuz I'm going home this weekend!
(No, Jon, I'm not asking Ariel out)
But I am looking forward to seeing the crew again.
Didn't think I'd miss everyone this much, but I do.
So yeah.
Yesterday I had kinda an ehh day.
So me and a friend go out to "cancer corner"
(Where people smoke outside of his dorm)
(I don't smoke, just kinda hung there)
And this guy comes down just after we do and he's telling us how he got arrested for drinking and how he probably got his girlfriend pregnant and how he's just completely fucked.
Which made me feel better, cuz I'm not completely fucked.
But damn, talk about bad decisions.
So yeah, that's just a bit of an update in the life of bnwchbammer.
Enjoy this:

peace!

 

[_Chaz_]

Did you just post that video?

Fuck you.

 

[jonisawesome]

That's actually really funny that you got that message just before you go home


Also do u have money for jackass 3 we're gonna watch it on sat and if not I'll get you...this time...broke ass drunk