You don't know how my brain works. Stop being disrespectfulno one believes that besides your brain was out of order ;-)
did you tried the old commandline nusgrabber with
nusgrabber 0005000E10176A00 v176
(you have to switch the titleid with the region you need, latest version should be v176 for all regions i think)
or what about jnustool -> somewhere (http://gbatemp.net/threads/jnustool-nusgrabber-and-cdecrypt-combined.413179/page-4#post-6129999) i read it should support encrypted download now -> did you tried it ?
I tried command line and I obviously suck at it. BTW Shift+right click doesn't work for me, there's no option to open it in command line. With that said, here are my results: