Why has gaming become woke?

[yankii]

I ran to the store to place an order to the sequel for my favorite game [Ghost of Tsushima], Ghost of Yotei, but they made the main character a woman


Is it a crime to want to stare at big busty men in this godforsaken world? I think I'm going to quit gaming if there are no powerful, burly men for me to stare at and fantasize about.

 

[x65943]

Just play SSB project M and behold Waluigi in all his glory like the rest of us

 

[yankii]

Just play SSB project M and behold Waluigi in all his glory like the rest of us

I'm not a criminal.

 

[x65943]

I'm not a criminal.

Yes you are

You got a loicense for that computer????

 

[yankii]

Yes you are

You got a loicense for that computer????

What's a computer?

 

[Flame]

What's a computer?

>too young to not know what a computer is
>too old where everything is woke

Make it make sense

 

[x65943]

What's a computer?

 

[Veho]

Because you can't gaem when you're asleep.

Wake up, sheeple.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Enjoy the eye candy!

 

[x65943]

Enjoy the eye candy!

 

[CoolMe]

wdym? woke is dead

 

[slaphappygamer]

wdym? woke is dead

YOU JUST WOKED!!!

 

[x65943]

All you fucking idiots need to go back to sleep or you are supporting woke

I have some spare Benadryl if anyone needs help

 

[VinsCool]

Ever since The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening was released, everything became woke to follow suit.

 

[x65943]

Ever since The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening was released, everything became woke to follow suit.

I remember you used to sell me Benadryl

One day you didn't have sleep aid benadryl, only allergy Benadryl

I was really sad

 

[VinsCool]

I remember you used to sell me Benadryl

One day you didn't have sleep aid benadryl, only allergy Benadryl

I was really sad

Duude we already had this conversation, the ingredients are literally the same ones, but cheaper.

 

[x65943]

Duude we already had this conversation, the ingredients are literally the same ones, but cheaper.

Heretic

 

[VinsCool]

Heretic

No u

 

[Reploid]

Only ever encounter woke when it comes to naggers that nag about woke. Be sure your range and taste is up to any standard.

 

[AncientBoi]

I think I might have the answer to this

Spoiler: Caution