Who shall protect GBAtemp!

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Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them.

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)
Needs more "and then a torrent of lady jizz swept the noobs away" but I like it..sorta.


Here you go

QUOTE(Private|Parts @ Oct 3 2009, 01:23 PM)

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them but then a girl gamer came out of the crowd of the 1st regiment, she took o0ut her p0rn and the foul noobs paused, somewhat distracted as they were swept away by a torrent of lady jizz

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)

Dude that was awesome!

 

[Hadrian]

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them but then a girl gamer came out of the crowd of the 1st regiment, she took out her p0rn and the foul noobs paused, somewhat distracted as they were swept away by a torrent of lady jizz

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)

Sorry to nitpick but...I make the lady jizz round here me old mucker! I have a special gift and milking teh clitoris.



(I initially wrote "laddy jizz" by mistake...gay much?)

 

[Private|Par]

Needs more "and then a torrent of lady jizz swept the noobs away" but I like it..sorta.

Dammit, I knew I would forget the jizz.

 

[KingdomBlade]

I am choosing that the dancing banana regiment will annoy and distract the army of ninty, like so:

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh

peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh


etc.

I bet that'll make nintendo say..