Who shall protect GBAtemp!

[Whooosh]

I will befriend the flying monkeys who stole my icon and we shall win

OR at least nintendo's icons will all be stolen.

Either way I WIN










(HELP)

 

[Deleted_171835]

I'm a dancing banana there isn't much I can do

You can make them.........laugh to DEATH!!!

 

[BORTZ]

OSHI

Piss on him!

 

[anaxs]

i bet everyones gonna post to this thread to say their gonna protect the temp...they dont wanna be left out

 

[alidsl]

NINTENDO IS ATTACKING I AM THEIR FOOT SOLDIER

For reference read: http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=182...t&p=2296323

I got the reference

 

[Private|Par]

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them.

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)

 

[KingdomBlade]

An Emo Nobody can protect GBATemp with his shining Keyblade!

An do not fear! A dancing Banana will kill Nintendo with it's Fruity flavor and Deathly Calories!

 

[Veho]

Banana (...) Deathly Calories!

Haven't you heard of the Banana Diet? Bananas make you lose weight.

 

[KingdomBlade]

Haven't you heard that Banana's have more calories than a bar of chocolate?

 

[Veho]

It's not the number of calories, it's how you use them

Morning Banana Diet


Wanna try my morning banana, wink wink

 

[Domination]

*lame story*

The All-Father held the Gungnir high up, its omnipresence made lighting roar across the sky and the earth shook in terror. He took a step forward, and faced the army of noob elves and noob giant. The All-Father made a swift turn and faced the ranks of the massive army of einherjar. He raised the shining Gungnir and roared with the force of waves and the majesty of the fiercest beasts: "Faithful einherjar. Here it is. With start there shall be end. But it shall not be Asgard that ends today!" He turned back towards the noob army. And he threw the Gungnir with such might that it cut through the heavens and left trails of burning earth behind in its wake. It hit the centre of the noob formation. And an inferno of holy gold flames spread and destroyed hoardes of noob beings. They let out a devastating war cry and charged at the asgardians recklessly. The einherjar drew their weapons, glimmering gold upon the light of the brlliant gold flame. "For Asgard. FOR DOMINATION!!!!" The All-Father's voice echoed across the land. Baldr led a group of einjerjar and rushed into the scattered ranks of noob beings. Thor was swinging Mljonir with such force that a hurricane was brewed and destroyed the noob beings by the hundreds. The All-Father picked up the Gungnir and thrust it towards the Noob King. He said. "Let there be Domination"

This is the story of the Asgard of Individualism warring against the noob army. ALL HAIL THE ALL-FATHER!!! FOR ASGARD!!!! FOR DOMINATION!!!!

 

[KingdomBlade]

I said Deathly Calories, I never said that Nintendo would use them. I also never said Nintendo would go on a diet, why the hell would they?

 

[Veho]

I also never said Nintendo would go on a diet, why the hell would they?

They are getting a bit bloated lately.

 

[Whooosh]

ooohhh NOEZ NINTENDO are going to use our banana's against us and go on the banana diet to lose weight.

Woe is us . . . .

 

[KingdomBlade]

I also never said Nintendo would go on a diet, why the hell would they?

They are getting a bit bloated lately.

Exactly my point. They like stuffing themselves and then commanding the Government to do all their Dirty Work.

 

[alidsl]

I am choosing that the dancing banana regiment will annoy and distract the army of ninty, like so:

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh

peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh


etc.

 

[anaxs]

that just might work...

 

[Hadrian]

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them.

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)

Needs more "and then a torrent of lady jizz swept the noobs away" but I like it..sorta.

 

[Deleted_171835]

I am choosing that the dancing banana regiment will annoy and distract the army of ninty, like so:

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh

peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat

It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh
It's peanut butter jelly time
yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh


etc.

With a dancing banana on our side, we will be sure to win!

 

[Whooosh]

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them.

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)
Needs more "and then a torrent of lady jizz swept the noobs away" but I like it..sorta.


Here you go

QUOTE(Private|Parts @ Oct 3 2009, 01:23 PM)

Hadrian drew forth his Chainsword of Smiting. The Hordes of the Noobz stretched out in front of him. White fire spread up the blade, and the Horde gave a roar. Hadrian turned to his troops and begun to walk along the lines. "Men. Here is what we have been waiting for. All their eggs..." He paused. The body of a fallen Noob lay in front of him. He stepped on it, crushing the skull. "In one basket." The Noobz roared again, and they begun to charge. The 1st Regiment of GBAtemp drew their chainswords, revving them in the still morning air. "Today, we fight for glory. We fight for freedom." He proclaimed, in his sexy English accent. It boomed across the force, and although the 1st Regiment was small, all the men were confident in their ability to achieve total victory. "We fight for GBAtemp." And then the Noobz were upon them but then a girl gamer came out of the crowd of the 1st regiment, she took out her p0rn and the foul noobs paused, somewhat distracted as they were swept away by a torrent of lady jizz

(Written after reading way too much Warhammer:40,000 books.)