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#communism
#communism
who said communism doesnt work?
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We must seize the means of production
It should be easy since all of the game studios are closed and undefended right now
It should be easy since all of the game studios are closed and undefended right now
Komodo dragons practice the only working form of communism in the world.
Komodo dragons are hunters, but also scavenge and eat carrion with gusto (they don't have relish).
They have a venomous bite that (eventually) kills their prey, but many animals still manage to escape once bitten, and die somewhere else. The carrion is then eaten by another dragon that stumbles upon it once it's dead.
So dragons go around biting everything that moves, and eating whatever they find. Everyone contributes to the best of their abilities, and everyone gets a share.
Commie bastards.
Komodo, more like commiedo dragons amirite.
Komodo dragons are hunters, but also scavenge and eat carrion with gusto (they don't have relish).
They have a venomous bite that (eventually) kills their prey, but many animals still manage to escape once bitten, and die somewhere else. The carrion is then eaten by another dragon that stumbles upon it once it's dead.
So dragons go around biting everything that moves, and eating whatever they find. Everyone contributes to the best of their abilities, and everyone gets a share.
Commie bastards.
Komodo, more like commiedo dragons amirite.
Maybe we should have virtual communism.. like we actually live in a mixed-economy but the state feeds us big big monies for free.
A lot like what currently happens with rich people, but instead giving loads of stuff to everyone else! (not rich people)
A lot like what currently happens with rich people, but instead giving loads of stuff to everyone else! (not rich people)
while reading that post. all in can think about is subway. DAMN YOU CAPITALIST !
I know I should not send one word messages.. but.. what?
I thought bread that was mostly sawdust and filled with stuff that you would rather not know about was a feature of communist countries?
That sounds more like some of the more "free market" leaning countries.
No bread is a feature of communist countries.
That would explain and informative cartoon I saw once
Also relevant
Most of the countries that are all about that free market and few restrictions seem to be about having sugar in their bread, which is more disgusting still.
That's because in the recent years sawdust got rebranded as "dietary fiber" so that the sawdust loaf can be sold as health food at twice the price. They need something else to bulk up the cheapo stuff.
So
Capitalism
Big industry advertising: This sawdust in your bread is actually a health ingredient. You should count yourself lucky to live in a country you can get this at all.
Communism
Big government propaganda: This sawdust in your bread is there to make big and strong workers, you should thank your blessings the food bureau even considers using it to help you stay strong.
Fascism
Big government propaganda: This little group is the reason we don't have bread, better kill them and take our neighbour's bread.
I got all three.
Turns out someone stole some kid's toy plane and
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