Ugh, whenever I can actually afford it, which in current circumstances I absolutely cannot. I'd be getting my wife one before buying for myself anyway, so who knows. Maybe next Black Friday or something.

Same here, I qualify for the Nintendo store option,but best buy might be a better option with no interest for 6 monthsI'm planning to preorder on Best Buy as first option and Nintendo as backup option.
Fortunately, I met all of Nintendo's 3 strict rules to preorder.

How about when liberation make you wealthy and you don't know where to spend that money?Buying end of next year, or when an exploit is found.
I expect there to be no such model if you are thinking something similar to Switch with fixed joy-con.will probably do the same with Switch 2 Lite
well I don't care about the detached controller + docked gimmick since I like Switch purely for its portability (I mostly play Switch during bus commute). so I hope they eventually release Switch 2 Lite.I expect there to be no such model if you are thinking something similar to Switch with fixed joy-con.
Cheap model with smaller screen also unlikely but has a slightly better chance.
The most likely follow up would be better screen and improved CPU with better energy efficiency. Switch 2 OLED.
Maybe a made in USA model which is cheaper for Americans but nobody else in the world would want to buy cause it is hell expensive to them.