The funniest thing you’ve ever heard? Remember people, you can’t hear a picture, so this is an image-free thread
What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard?
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Guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says to him: I’ll do anything you want for fifty bucks, as long as you can say it in three words.
The guy thinks for a minute, puts fifty bucks on the bar and says: paint my house.
Ok, not the funniest, but it’s the first one that popped into my head which wasn’t far too filthy to post
The guy thinks for a minute, puts fifty bucks on the bar and says: paint my house.
Ok, not the funniest, but it’s the first one that popped into my head which wasn’t far too filthy to post
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I think this tweet making light of the controversial abortion debate is one of the funnier things I've seen recently.
If the Jetsons were black, what would they have been called?.....
.... The Jetsons you fucking racist.
.... The Jetsons you fucking racist.
i heard a certain member wrote a love letter to Xuphor. when i saw it, it was even better.
Sonic tries to use "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition to excuse his speeding ticket.
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/billy-connollys-visit-to-ibiza/
That consistently makes me laugh.
That consistently makes me laugh.
Sonic tries to use "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition to excuse his speeding ticket.
BOO... get off the stage!
worst. standup. ever.
Someone who I used to work with back in 1997 said pokemon will flop over here - meaning the uk
One drunk friend used to call me "sparrow" cause I falled from the 2nd floor
To be fair hearing ur mum do the chicken dance as foreplay is fucking hilarious.
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Something funny I heard on Valentine's Day some years ago. I was in the room but back then my mind was still slightly too innocent to know what was coming.
Some guy: We all know what roses and chocolates get you...
Everyone: HEADJOBS!
With this said, nowadays, there are certain jokes I like to tell, and do which have a tendency to shock even those who think they've already heard and seen it all. I don't post these on GBAtemp because if anyone who I know IRL stumbles on such a comment they will immediately know who I am. They can then find all my posts, most of my older ones make me cringe.
Some guy: We all know what roses and chocolates get you...
Everyone: HEADJOBS!
With this said, nowadays, there are certain jokes I like to tell, and do which have a tendency to shock even those who think they've already heard and seen it all. I don't post these on GBAtemp because if anyone who I know IRL stumbles on such a comment they will immediately know who I am. They can then find all my posts, most of my older ones make me cringe.
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Best typo i have seen in a while just happened a few seconds ago. It made me spit out my coffee I was drinking at the time.
So I was DMing with @Durelle and he told me he was out for his birthday meal.
So I asked him what did you get.
His answer.
Penetration
When he actually meant Panzerotti.
So I was DMing with @Durelle and he told me he was out for his birthday meal.
So I asked him what did you get.
His answer.
Penetration
When he actually meant Panzerotti.
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