What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard?

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  1. Mr. Looigi
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    The funniest thing you’ve ever heard? Remember people, you can’t hear a picture, so this is an image-free thread
     
  2. Asia81

    Asia81 In my Ecchi World <3

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    Traps make the best waifus
     
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    Murica will win this trade war :D
     
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    Guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says to him: I’ll do anything you want for fifty bucks, as long as you can say it in three words.

    The guy thinks for a minute, puts fifty bucks on the bar and says: paint my house.



    Ok, not the funniest, but it’s the first one that popped into my head which wasn’t far too filthy to post :D
     
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    On your lap.
    The data from a PNG of your face converted into an audio waveform.
     
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    My life.
     
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    Someone's girlfriend asked her man to clean the toilet-brush, so he put it in the dishwasher...
     
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    I think this tweet making light of the controversial abortion debate is one of the funnier things I've seen recently.

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    If the Jetsons were black, what would they have been called?.....




    .... The Jetsons you fucking racist.
     
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    i heard a certain member wrote a love letter to Xuphor. when i saw it, it was even better.
     
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    Sonic tries to use "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition to excuse his speeding ticket. :creep:
     
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    BOO... get off the stage!

    worst. standup. ever.
     
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    Bender, you're just mad because you aren't allowed on tv anymore. :ninja:
     
  15. DANTENDO

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    Someone who I used to work with back in 1997 said pokemon will flop over here - meaning the uk
     
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    One drunk friend used to call me "sparrow" cause I falled from the 2nd floor
     
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    your sex life
     
  18. FAST6191

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    To be fair hearing ur mum do the chicken dance as foreplay is fucking hilarious.
     
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  19. leafeon34

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    Something funny I heard on Valentine's Day some years ago. I was in the room but back then my mind was still slightly too innocent to know what was coming.

    Some guy: We all know what roses and chocolates get you...
    Everyone: HEADJOBS!

    With this said, nowadays, there are certain jokes I like to tell, and do which have a tendency to shock even those who think they've already heard and seen it all. I don't post these on GBAtemp because if anyone who I know IRL stumbles on such a comment they will immediately know who I am. They can then find all my posts, most of my older ones make me cringe.
     
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  20. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

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    Best typo i have seen in a while just happened a few seconds ago. It made me spit out my coffee I was drinking at the time.

    So I was DMing with @Durelle and he told me he was out for his birthday meal.

    So I asked him what did you get.

    His answer.

    Penetration

    When he actually meant Panzerotti.
     
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