The Nintendo Galaxy. A truly innovative device that spans all areas of modern gaming, including remote access to your smartphone/3DS/tablet, voice chat with Skype, downloadable games from four generations, customizable themes for both the TV and the tablet menus (Chrome, I'm looking at you), friend connections to play Call of Booty, a portable charger to take with you for tablet gaming-on-the-go, and more.
Hot DAMN, sounds cool to me.
Are you trying to make Nintendo adopt some of Microsoft's policies? Um, there are better policies to emulate than this one.
No, the 7 and 8 joke was for MarioKart right? They did it with MarioKart.