Weekend to myself

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Can I come over?

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we can have some...*ahem*...fun
 
house all to yourself
gonna play Little Big Planet

lol

do drugs in your parent's room or something more interesting you can play little big planet any time
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Get your jerk on!
A nice good jerk, too.
You know, that ain't-nobody-in-the-house jerk.
That's a good jerk. lt ain't like that
somebody-in-the-next-room jerk
That's a bad jerk. That's like, you lookin' around and listening for every noise like ''Who's that?''
l don't like that jerk.
l'm talking about the good jerk,
that nobody-ain't-home jerk.
So you get the Vaseline ready..
and you just look at your dick and go:
''Scream if you want to, ain't no one gonna hear you.''
- Chris Rock

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rancor01 said:
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I lol'd, mainly because Chris Rock is hilarious.

When I have the house to myself, which is pretty rare, I blast music, lock the doors, turn off our home phone, and just fucking play games all day, with the occasional jerking. I don't like having friends over when no one else is home, because they have a tendency to mess things up, and they don't listen to me for shit (They rarely listen to anything my mom tells them...Lol).

Just have a little party that you only invited yourself to.
 
Go to the store.
Get nachos and the cheese thing.
Buy balloons.
...
Release balloons and make nachos once at home.
Play video-games all day.
 
Wait.. so you have the hole house to your self... and you plan to do what it is you do every day? lol

Ya uh.. try doing some things you wouldn't normally do while other people where in the house... ..
Not sure what I guess you could reclaim any thing a family member took or borrowed from you. Watch tv or play games with the volume up as loud as you like. Invite what friends you have over to stay over night or something......

Eh I see your point...
 

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