Warning labels

[Fear Zoa]

Given the recent controversy over the whole "Video games cause violence" warning labels how about some other warning that we should have, you know just in case.

Warning: Going outside has been shown to lead to increased risk of death and or serious injury

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Warning: Eating food has been shown to cause death by choking, allergies, or other various uses. Please use caution while eating.

 

[AlanJohn]

Warning: life can cause death.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Warning: Anal John can cause serious orgasms when stared at for long periods of time.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Warning: life can cause death.

"can"

 

[tj_cool]

Warning: life can cause death.

Good thing I have no life.




....

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Warning: life can cause death.

Good thing I have no life.




....

Warning: Having no life means you are dead.

TJ_COOL IS A GHOST!!!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Every glass of water is a choking and/or drowning hazard.

 

[Fear Zoa]

Warning: Playing a ds may cause you to stab yourself in the eye (true story)

 

[Eerpow]

Warning: Bungee jumping using dental floss may cause serious headaches.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Warning: This is a warning.

 

[Fyrus]

Warning : Boss incoming

...Ok, I'm out ...

 

[Fear Zoa]

*Signs into xbox live*
Warning: contains annoying spoiled 8 year olds

 

[tj_cool]

Warning! No Spoiler inside.

 

[prowler]

oh you

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

 

[chick8ed]

Warning: Have BootMii as Boot2 or have priiloader before installing.
Hacks. Hacks everywhere.

 

[Xuphor]

Warning: Having sex causes a lot of friction, and can give you heatburns, especially unlubricated.
Warning: Sex lubricants can be fatal if entered inside the body.

Warning Paradoxes, yay.

 

[Deleted-236924]

I wanted to post this.

So I'll post this instead:

Spoiler: Warning!

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

WARNING!!!

• The act of being alive is causing you to die every second you're alive!
• Eating twelve portions of this healthy food will not make you lose weight!
• We are not liable for letting you buy this M-rated game for your child after we warned you and you still bought it.
• You are friends with your entire family on Facebook. Do you really want them to see this status? (Yes/No)
• You are currently sending a chain email to everyone in your address book. This is illegal. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
• Leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Car, Air, Fire, Acid Rain, Gunshot, Gangs, Bomb, Mysterious Disease, Unexpected Weather Changes and Drugs.
• Not leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Air, Gunshot, Gangs, Bombs, Mysterious Disease, Drugs, Becoming Overweight, Unexpected Weather Changes, and Suicide.
• Playing Call of Duty may cause you to break your monitor/TV. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)