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Given the recent controversy over the whole "Video games cause violence" warning labels how about some other warning that we should have, you know just in case.

Warning: Going outside has been shown to lead to increased risk of death and or serious injury
 
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Warning: Having sex causes a lot of friction, and can give you heatburns, especially unlubricated.
Warning: Sex lubricants can be fatal if entered inside the body.

Warning Paradoxes, yay.
 

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WARNING!!!
  • The act of being alive is causing you to die every second you're alive!
  • Eating twelve portions of this healthy food will not make you lose weight!
  • We are not liable for letting you buy this M-rated game for your child after we warned you and you still bought it.
  • You are friends with your entire family on Facebook. Do you really want them to see this status? (Yes/No)
  • You are currently sending a chain email to everyone in your address book. This is illegal. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
  • Leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Car, Air, Fire, Acid Rain, Gunshot, Gangs, Bomb, Mysterious Disease, Unexpected Weather Changes and Drugs.
  • Not leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Air, Gunshot, Gangs, Bombs, Mysterious Disease, Drugs, Becoming Overweight, Unexpected Weather Changes, and Suicide.
  • Playing Call of Duty may cause you to break your monitor/TV. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
 
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