Given the recent controversy over the whole "Video games cause violence" warning labels how about some other warning that we should have, you know just in case. Warning: Going outside has been shown to lead to increased risk of death and or serious injury
Warning: Eating food has been shown to cause death by choking, allergies, or other various uses. Please use caution while eating.
Warning: Having sex causes a lot of friction, and can give you heatburns, especially unlubricated. Warning: Sex lubricants can be fatal if entered inside the body. Warning Paradoxes, yay.
WARNING!!! The act of being alive is causing you to die every second you're alive! Eating twelve portions of this healthy food will not make you lose weight! We are not liable for letting you buy this M-rated game for your child after we warned you and you still bought it. You are friends with your entire family on Facebook. Do you really want them to see this status? (Yes/No) You are currently sending a chain email to everyone in your address book. This is illegal. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No) Leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Car, Air, Fire, Acid Rain, Gunshot, Gangs, Bomb, Mysterious Disease, Unexpected Weather Changes and Drugs. Not leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Air, Gunshot, Gangs, Bombs, Mysterious Disease, Drugs, Becoming Overweight, Unexpected Weather Changes, and Suicide. Playing Call of Duty may cause you to break your monitor/TV. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
