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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Fear Zoa, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. Fear Zoa
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    Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    Given the recent controversy over the whole "Video games cause violence" warning labels how about some other warning that we should have, you know just in case.

    Warning: Going outside has been shown to lead to increased risk of death and or serious injury
     
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  2. Tom Bombadildo

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    Warning: Eating food has been shown to cause death by choking, allergies, or other various uses. Please use caution while eating.
     
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  3. AlanJohn

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    Warning: life can cause death.
     
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    Warning: Anal John can cause serious orgasms when stared at for long periods of time.
     
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  5. Ammako

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    "can"
    :creep:
     
  6. tj_cool

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    This planet
    Good thing I have no life.




    ....




    :sad:
     
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    Warning: Having no life means you are dead.

    TJ_COOL IS A GHOST!!!
     
  8. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Every glass of water is a choking and/or drowning hazard.
     
  9. Fear Zoa
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    Warning: Playing a ds may cause you to stab yourself in the eye (true story)
     
  10. Eerpow

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    Warning: Bungee jumping using dental floss may cause serious headaches.
     
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  11. Ammako

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    Warning: This is a warning.
     
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  12. Fyrus

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    Warning : Boss incoming

    ...Ok, I'm out ...
     
  13. Fear Zoa
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    *Signs into xbox live*
    Warning: contains annoying spoiled 8 year olds
     
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    Warning! No Spoiler inside.
     
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    Warning: Have BootMii as Boot2 or have priiloader before installing.
    Hacks. Hacks everywhere.
     
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  18. Xuphor

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    Warning: Having sex causes a lot of friction, and can give you heatburns, especially unlubricated.
    Warning: Sex lubricants can be fatal if entered inside the body.

    Warning Paradoxes, yay.
     
  19. Ammako

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    I wanted to post this.

    So I'll post this instead:
    Warning!
     
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  20. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    WARNING!!!
    • The act of being alive is causing you to die every second you're alive!
    • Eating twelve portions of this healthy food will not make you lose weight!
    • We are not liable for letting you buy this M-rated game for your child after we warned you and you still bought it.
    • You are friends with your entire family on Facebook. Do you really want them to see this status? (Yes/No)
    • You are currently sending a chain email to everyone in your address book. This is illegal. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
    • Leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Car, Air, Fire, Acid Rain, Gunshot, Gangs, Bomb, Mysterious Disease, Unexpected Weather Changes and Drugs.
    • Not leaving the house can cause sudden death by: Air, Gunshot, Gangs, Bombs, Mysterious Disease, Drugs, Becoming Overweight, Unexpected Weather Changes, and Suicide.
    • Playing Call of Duty may cause you to break your monitor/TV. Do you wish to continue? (Yes/No)
     
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