Want To Buy: VVoltz

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Mar 10, 2009

Want To Buy: VVoltz by Hadrian at 1:34 PM (1,339 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. Hadrian
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    I'm looking to buy a VVoltz as I would like someone new to take to the seaside, to the arcades so we can blow zombies to pieces with a pump action shotgun in House of the Dead 3.

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    As you can see VVoltzs are also a sexy fellows and they known Spanish so it can tell me what the hell I am doing in Crayon Shin-Chan DS: Arashi wo Yobu Nutte Crayoon Daisakusenthe as there is a Spanish release of that game.

    During the day a VVoltz will be allowed to roam freely around the house and it will also have access to my awesome PC so it can play FPS games properly instead of using a joypad. At night however it has to sleep inside the kitchen with Hamster Jeffrey (named after Jeffret Lebowski), and the two cats Polly & Orc. This is because at night time I liked to get freaky with this chick I live with and I wont be able to with creatures looking at me, I'm a perv but not THAT much of a perv.

    I will pay at least £300.
     
  2. robochrono09

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    I will pay £301 for VVolts.
     
  3. Linkiboy

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    selling for one dolla
     
  4. Brian117

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    VVoltz, I'll give you a beer if you be my husband.
     
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    Member VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    I can also:

    - Scratch your back
    - Boil water
    - Adjust the TV volume
    - Mumble

    But wait!, if you buy now you can also get a complete collection of Dragon Ball Z in VHS format, that's 549 tapes with hours and hours of standard resolution video!
     
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    For free? I'll have the "Adjust TV volume" Vvoltz please.
     
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    Sold!
     
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    Damn you.
     
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    I will buy AeroHex for

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    ONE HUNDRED BILLION PESOS!!
     
  11. Hadrian
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    No deal, I'm moving onto a Raulpica instead as he is PAL compitable and we can talk about Amiga games.
     
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    Member agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    Firstly - This site will be renamed to GAMMAtemp.net
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  13. Hadrian
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    That Costello was a Hong Kong fake, didn't you noticed when he spoke bad engrish?
     
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    I'm going to buy the last Raulpica, sorry dude.
     
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    I'll buy beve for -10,000 bacon bits.
     

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