Video Game Logic

[Deleted-236924]

>People turn off their lights past midnight, windows aren't lit up from outside
>You enter their house, house is fully lit once inside, nobody is sleeping

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

You can still run and jump just fine at 1HP. When something pokes you, you're dead.

 

[JulietStMoon]

You can still run and jump just fine at 1HP. When something pokes you, you're dead.

As long as you have a mushroom, you can take a bullet (bill) to the face and survive at least one direct hit. But if you don't have a mushroom, a brown, fanged mushroom waddling at about 1 mile per hour can arbitrarily kill you just by bumping into you.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

You never take a bath or take a dump for weeks, even months. All because you want to be the very best like no one ever was.

 

[Deleted-236924]

You never take a bath or take a dump for weeks, even months. All because you want to be the very best like no one ever was.

But then, the time never passes, so it's the same hour of the same day all the time.
(1st Gen.)

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

You never take a bath or take a dump for weeks, even months. All because you want to be the very best like no one ever was.

But then, the time never passes, so it's the same hour of the same day all the time.
(1st Gen.)

That's true. In that case:

One can get a pokemon, catch em all, defeat all gym leaders, take on the Elite 4, defeat the champion and become the region's absolute best, ALL before nightfall.

Now that's a champion

 

[Terenigma]

You can raid peoples houses and rob them senseless yet they will talk politely to you and often offer you useful infomation and items.

A hedgehog can outrun a fox and a fox's have 2 tails and can fly using them, yet prefers to fly a plane instead.

Sometimes letting your enemy kill you and deliver a monolouge is the only way to beat them.

Inns have enough beds for all of your friends, even if there is only 1 bed in your room.

Are you near death? poisoned? confused? bleeding? petrified? Dont worry! All you need is a good nights sleep at a inn.

Animals carry gold and items in their pockets.

Wesker knows a fantastic plastic surgeon.

 

[supermario5029]

:fucklogic:
I hate logic
Y U NO WORK?!?!

 

[retKHAAAN]

In the real world, eating the hearts of your enemies is generally frowned upon by civilized societies...

In the video game world, eating the hearts of your enemies (or even hearts found in random bottles, tall grass, or bushes) replenishes your health...

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Sometimes you just can't walk through that plant.

Talking to the same person over and over will always end in the same sentence.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Animals carry gold and items in their pockets.

Animals have pockets.

 

[Ace Overclocked]

Animals carry gold and items in their pockets.

Animals have pockets.

Kangaroos say hi.

 

[snakepliskin2334]

You never take a bath or take a dump for weeks, even months. All because you want to be the very best like no one ever was.

But then, the time never passes, so it's the same hour of the same day all the time.
(1st Gen.)

That's true. In that case:

One can get a pokemon, catch em all, defeat all gym leaders, take on the Elite 4, defeat the champion and become the region's absolute best, ALL before nightfall.

Now that's a champion

and defeat team rocket all in one day dont forget that one

 

[snakepliskin2334]

:fucklogic:
I hate logic
Y U NO WORK?!?!

logic is for volcans lol live long and prospore

 

[Depravo]

You always reload with full clips even though you pick up ammo in dribs and drabs.

 

[JulietStMoon]

and defeat team rocket all in one day dont forget that one

Whenever you infiltrate Team Rocket's hideouts and you beat a member in a Poke`mon battle, they just stand there and let you pass, taunting you about your imminent failure if you talk to them. Because, you know, it wouldn't be FAIR to run and call for backup, or to tackle the 10 year old kid and either throw him out, or lock him up, right?

 

[Black-Ice]

and defeat team rocket all in one day dont forget that one

Whenever you infiltrate Team Rocket's hideouts and you beat a member in a Poke`mon battle, they just stand there and let you pass, taunting you about your imminent failure if you talk to them. Because, you know, it wouldn't be FAIR to run and call for backup, or to tackle the 10 year old kid and either throw him out, or lock him up, right?

To be fair, you beat the crap outta their pokemon and you took their lunch money.
What CAN they do? Your pokemon would just kick their asses if they didnt let you pass

 

[JulietStMoon]

To be fair, you beat the crap outta their pokemon and you took their lunch money.
What CAN they do? Your pokemon would just kick their asses if they didnt let you pass

Ok, fine but still... no call for backup, or running back to tell the boss?

 

[Ace Overclocked]

To be fair, you beat the crap outta their pokemon and you took their lunch money.
What CAN they do? Your pokemon would just kick their asses if they didnt let you pass

Ok, fine but still... no call for backup, or running back to tell the boss?

happened in a few cases

 

[Black-Ice]

To be fair, you beat the crap outta their pokemon and you took their lunch money.
What CAN they do? Your pokemon would just kick their asses if they didnt let you pass

Ok, fine but still... no call for backup, or running back to tell the boss?

They do that in G/S/HG/SS in the hideout
They also do it in the windworks of sinnoh i think