If Gabe Newell hire me as Valve worker and if samebody asks me about "Half-Life 3" i will answer journalists "It's difficult to say I think Barack Obama stole health of game progress called Richochet 2 a.k.a Half-Life 3 he can barely suspend progressing infant stage of Valve's mascot speakless sciencetist known as Gordon Freeman.You see maps of Half-Life 3 which is Gmod maps.Hopefully we prepared some concept art.As we see my boss Gabe Newell said to me "Lucas it's a lot of time we've been creating Half-Life 3 and president Obama called me by phone that US government eat a success of my company like Tape Worm.I think you're to tired to work with your members on Half-Life 3.Take some retirement and have fun.One more thing president Obama won't to give Valve agreement for Half-Life 3."
