Unbearable Movies

[granville]

One thing that seriously pissed me off about Transformers 2 was the humping scenes. Insulting...

Remembered a couple more i can't believe i forgot-

- Neverending Story 2 (forgot this one, the first one is an awesome movie, sequel was garbage)
- War of the Worlds (the new one with Tom Cruise, old one is a classic)
- Day the Earth Stood Still (new one with Keanu Reeves, old is another classic)
- Both original Scooby Doo live action movies (if there are more, i've not seen them)

But I REALLY should have mentioned what i can't believe i forgot. Bar none, the worst movie i've EVER seen was a 1993 made for TV movie called Journey to the Center of the Earth. I'm a big fan of the book (though the techno jargon can ramble on, Jules Verne is classic). The movie was horrible. Can't even describe it. Granted, it's one of the few truly abysmal stinkers i've watched, i'm sure there are worse (Ed Wood). I usually avoid watching movies that everyone tells you to stay away from at all costs though...

 

[bnwchbammer]

Freddie got fingered was the worst movie I've ever had the displeasure of watching.
I would rather break my finger than watch that movie again.
Like, seriously, I would rather find a tool, and break my finger.
That's about the limit of what I'd do.

 

[science]

The Room

 

[SubliminalSegue]

I'd say Inception.

And I'd say you were trolling.

Nope. I thought it was the most over-indulgent piece of crap movie I've seen with a bullshit ending that could be seen for miles.

Everything Nolan did after The Prestige was shit. People only saw that stupid Batman movie cause Ledger died. I guarantee you, if he didn't die, the profit would be cut in half. The only good thing about Inception was Ellen Page.

I also want to point out anything Nicolas Cage has done. Knowing: Sucked. Next: Sucked. Wicker Man: Fucking atrocious. I hate him with all my heart.

And lastly, The Mist with Tom Jane started good, but that had the biggest fuck you ending of all time.

 

[MFDC12]

I'd say Inception.

And I'd say you were trolling.

Nope. I thought it was the most over-indulgent piece of crap movie I've seen with a bullshit ending that could be seen for miles.

Everything Nolan did after The Prestige was shit. People only saw that stupid Batman movie cause Ledger died. I guarantee you, if he didn't die, the profit would be cut in half. The only good thing about Inception was Ellen Page.

I also want to point out anything Nicolas Cage has done. Knowing: Sucked. Next: Sucked. Wicker Man: Fucking atrocious. I hate him with all my heart.

And lastly, The Mist with Tom Jane started good, but that had the biggest fuck you ending of all time.

I agree with you 100% there... I forgot about that one... should be added to my list too. Although I didnt walk out, it made me feel angry that I watched it. Hands down, worst remake so far... hell, even pulse had a somewhat decent remake..

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I'd say Inception.

And I'd say you were trolling.

Nope. I thought it was the most over-indulgent piece of crap movie I've seen with a bullshit ending that could be seen for miles.

Everything Nolan did after The Prestige was shit. People only saw that stupid Batman movie cause Ledger died. I guarantee you, if he didn't die, the profit would be cut in half. The only good thing about Inception was Ellen Page.

I also want to point out anything Nicolas Cage has done. Knowing: Sucked. Next: Sucked. Wicker Man: Fucking atrocious. I hate him with all my heart.

And lastly, The Mist with Tom Jane started good, but that had the biggest fuck you ending of all time.

I thought The Dark Knight was amazing compared to Batman Begins. Batman Begins just lost me. But I thought the Dark Knight made up for it.

I have to disagree with your Ellen Page comment. While she's somewhat a good actress, she was great in Juno, but in serious movies or whatnot, I just find her acting boring. She shouldn't be starring in big films like Inception until she's older. She just felt so out of place to me.

 

[SubliminalSegue]

I'd say Inception.

And I'd say you were trolling.

Nope. I thought it was the most over-indulgent piece of crap movie I've seen with a bullshit ending that could be seen for miles.

Everything Nolan did after The Prestige was shit. People only saw that stupid Batman movie cause Ledger died. I guarantee you, if he didn't die, the profit would be cut in half. The only good thing about Inception was Ellen Page.

I also want to point out anything Nicolas Cage has done. Knowing: Sucked. Next: Sucked. Wicker Man: Fucking atrocious. I hate him with all my heart.

And lastly, The Mist with Tom Jane started good, but that had the biggest fuck you ending of all time.

I thought The Dark Knight was amazing compared to Batman Begins. Batman Begins just lost me. But I thought the Dark Knight made up for it.

I have to disagree with your Ellen Page comment. While she's somewhat a good actress, she was great in Juno, but in serious movies or whatnot, I just find her acting boring. She shouldn't be starring in big films like Inception until she's older. She just felt so out of place to me.

Oh, I don't care about her as an actress, I just want to bone her.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I'd say Inception.

And I'd say you were trolling.

Nope. I thought it was the most over-indulgent piece of crap movie I've seen with a bullshit ending that could be seen for miles.

Everything Nolan did after The Prestige was shit. People only saw that stupid Batman movie cause Ledger died. I guarantee you, if he didn't die, the profit would be cut in half. The only good thing about Inception was Ellen Page.

I also want to point out anything Nicolas Cage has done. Knowing: Sucked. Next: Sucked. Wicker Man: Fucking atrocious. I hate him with all my heart.

And lastly, The Mist with Tom Jane started good, but that had the biggest fuck you ending of all time.

I thought The Dark Knight was amazing compared to Batman Begins. Batman Begins just lost me. But I thought the Dark Knight made up for it.

I have to disagree with your Ellen Page comment. While she's somewhat a good actress, she was great in Juno, but in serious movies or whatnot, I just find her acting boring. She shouldn't be starring in big films like Inception until she's older. She just felt so out of place to me.

Oh, I don't care about her as an actress, I just want to bone her.

Eh, compare her to Emma Stone, and she falls so short of the "you want to bone me" scale.

 

[user0002]

Any film with the most-annoying and unfunny Steve Martin included. I can't stand him!

 

[monkat]

The Tale of Desperaux.

I saw it on a date.

Easily, one of the most boring movies ever.

 

[monkat]

The Tale of Desperaux.

I saw it on a date.

Easily, one of the most boring movies ever.

 

[HiroshiYamauchi]

The Hangover

I don't understand why most people liked this uninspired, boring and unfunny movie.

 

[hullo8d]

5 Centimeters per Second

Summer Wars

 

[ShadowSoldier]

The Hangover

I don't understand why most people liked this uninspired, boring and unfunny movie.

Stoners. Trust me, I know. Good times.... good times.

 

[gisel213]

Well my other half made me watch a crappy move called BEAR yes just BEAR it was the worst shit i ever seen.....

 

[Hielkenator]

Chasey Lain in "Nymph". Just a bad story, lol!

 

[secretsauce]

The Room

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SCIENCE!

 

[Psyfira]

Mirrormask. We forced ourselves to watch it to the end but dear god it was awful.

 

[NeSchn]

Nacho Libre.

It was the day of eighth grade graduation, so me and few friends decided to chill at my friends house and go watch a movie. We figured Nacho Libre would be good, we wound up walking out of it about half way through and just walking around the mall until his mom picked us up.

 

[Raiser]

The Tale of Desperaux.

I saw it on a date.

Easily, one of the most boring movies ever.
Agreed. It seemed like a cute adventure film, but noooo. Just bores the shit out of you.

QUOTE(NeSchn @ Dec 15 2010, 03:31 AM) Nacho Libre.

It was the day of eighth grade graduation, so me and few friends decided to chill at my friends house and go watch a movie. We figured Nacho Libre would be good, we wound up walking out of it about half way through and just walking around the mall until his mom picked us up.

I've walked out on almost every Jack Black movie. The only one I actually somewhat enjoyed was School of Rock.