Tyson vs a silverback gorilla. Who would win?

[JustABadger]

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[JuanMena]

Tyson once offered $10k to a zookeeper to let him fight a silverback gorilla that was bullying the other gorillas.

There are many discussions on the internet about this, but not here, so here we go:

Who would win? And why?

Scientifically, a gorilla.
Longer limbs equals more strength regardless of muscle mass.
A gorilla not only has longer limbs, but also bigger muscle mass, so obviously Tyson has no chance.
You gotta be really dumb to believe otherwise.

As a matter of fact, a silverback gorilla is probably twice as tall and twice as wide as Tyson.
So twice twice times twice is twice as twice twice.

 

[Reiten]

My money is on the gorilla.

Assuming we're talking about boxing, I doubt he even has enough power to actually injure the gorilla. On the other hand a good whack from the gorilla is probably enough to send him flying(and now the picture of a gorilla slapping Tyson and sending him flying anime style is in my head XD).

 

[zxr750j]

Even a chimp is like 5 times stronger than men and would tear him a new hole...

 

[DinohScene]

The EoF!

 

[JuanMena]

The EoF!

No, Gorilla.

 

[Veho]

Longer limbs equals more strength regardless of muscle mass.

That's not how that works.

 

[x65943]

That's not how that works.

Yes it is, this is why a bald eagle with an 8 foot wing span would also beat Tyson in a boxing match

 

[Veho]

Yes it is, this is why a bald eagle with an 8 foot wing span would also beat Tyson in a boxing match

That's because the eagle stands for MURRICA and MURRICA does not lose.

 

[Cranesbill]

No offense to Tyson

 

[x65943]

That's because the eagle stands for MURRICA and MURRICA does not lose.

Leaving Vietnam was a strategic advance by way of the rear

Something ancient boi may know about







Because he is old and remembers the war <____<;

 

[Veho]

Leaving Vietnam was a strategic advance by way of the rear

It's called strategic regrouping
You know nothing of military maneuvers

 

[ciro64]

Punch-Out's Mike Tyson would surely win Punch-Out's Donkey Kong.

 

[JustABadger]

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[CoolMe]

Either way certainly not the badger

 

[JustABadger]

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[CoolMe]

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You sure love to badger other people for no reason don't you

 

[SylverReZ]

Tyson once offered $10k to a zookeeper to let him fight a silverback gorilla that was bullying the other gorillas.

There are many discussions on the internet about this, but not here, so here we go:

Who would win? And why?

Gorillas have increased strength compared to humans, so in conclusion, a gorilla would win over Tyson.

 

[ciro64]

Someone completely unrelated to this forum sent me this as my eyes laid on your post.

What are the odds.

 

[JustABadger]

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