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The only one the made me laugh was the part of the mario kart video where he was throwing bananas, everything else was amusing though.(Except the picture of the kid which I don't get.)
 
The Darkness Within said:
The only one the made me laugh was the part of the mario kart video where he was throwing bananas, everything else was amusing though.(Except the picture of the kid which I don't get.)


Just ask TrolleyDave about it, I found it hilarious
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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was
asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a
homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a
pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar
with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop
for directions.




I finally arrived an hour late and saw the
funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I
felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side
of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I
didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.



The workers put down their lunches and began to
gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no
family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this
homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to
weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed
up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart
was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers
say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in
septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost....
 
LAUGH. NAO.

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The Darkness Within said:
The only one the made me laugh was the part of the mario kart video where he was throwing bananas, everything else was amusing though.(Except the picture of the kid which I don't get.)
It's a picture of TrolleyDave as a kid... (I think)
 

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