Translating Wii U players

[Subtle Demise]

Was in Walmart today. Thought this was appropriate.
"WII U HAS MULTITUDES OF GAMES YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM AT A VARIETY OF PLACES."
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I see they took Multiples seriously.

fotochop

 

[Foxi4]

Please understand...

 

[Vipera]

Wii U has the best name ever for the current gen.
Checkmate atheists.

 

[Gahars]

Wii U has the best name ever for the current gen.
Checkmate atheists.

But that's objectively wrong. Like God.

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you're getting more than just the *tip*.

 

[GameWinner]

Wii U has the best name ever for the current gen.
Checkmate atheists.

Wii....U?

 

[chavosaur]

Tis obvious that Webster has yet to make a Wii U to English Dictionary yet. Have no fear though! I'll soon be translating more of this Gibberish.

 

[Vipera]

But that's objectively wrong. Like God.

Brace yourself, baby, 'cause you're getting more than just the *tip*.

Ex bone, pee ass four, wee you

I'd rather have a name that sounds like an ambulance than the other two.

Oh, and I forgot vita and three dee ass

Now excuse me, I'll go play with my ambulance

Wii u wii u wii u wii u

Rollin' everyday for a hour or two

 

[chavosaur]

Ex bone, pee ass four, wee you

I'd rather have a name that sounds like an ambulance than the other two.

Oh, and I forgot vita and three dee ass

Now excuse me, I'll go play with my ambulance

Wii u wii u wii u wii u

Rollin' everyday for a hour or two

I...
I got nothin .____.

 

[Gahars]

Ex bone, pee ass four, wee you

I'd rather have a name that sounds like an ambulance than the other two.

Oh, and I forgot vita and three dee ass

Now excuse me, I'll go play with my ambulance

Wii u wii u wii u wii u

Rollin' everyday for a hour or two

I implore you to reconsider.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

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