Are you a female?

 

I am whatever you want me to be, boys... if you can afford it

 

Oh, that's right, I got a letter in the mail yesterday saying I was urged to go there. Thanks for reminding me!

 

Ahem.

Congress

* S: (n) Congress, United States Congress, U.S. Congress, US Congress (the legislature of the United States government)
* S: (n) congress (a meeting of elected or appointed representatives)
* S: (n) congress (a national legislative assembly)
* S: (n) sexual intercourse, intercourse, sex act, copulation, coitus, coition, sexual congress, congress, sexual relation, relation, carnal knowledge (the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur)

 

So if I want sex with a man, I just say, "Let's get together and Congress!"?

 

Then you have to accentuate the last syllable though.

 

Given the first word's meaning, I doubt the second one will have the tame meaning you usually associate it with.




So if you're cordially invited to see men in congress...

 

No need to start a flame war.

 

> New to the EoF concept.