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[JuanMena]

dicen que la sopa de perro sabe bien. ja ja ja

Pero si Kiki es mi gata negra

 

[impeeza]

Pero si Kiki es mi gata negra

ah bueno la de gatita dicen que sabe mejor y lo que sobra lo compran en fábricas de cuerdas de instrumentos musicales. ja ja ja ja (si, se que me mande)

 

[JuanMena]

ah bueno la de gatita dicen que sabe mejor y lo que sobra lo compran en fábricas de cuerdas de instrumentos musicales. ja ja ja ja (si, se que me mande)

Sí, lo mismo he escuchado yo sobre guitarra con cuerda hecha de tripas de gato o algo así

 

[JuanMena]

Alexa can do this!?

 

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[impeeza]

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Should I be worried about you ending on jail?

 

[JuanMena]

There's a new local bakery girl

 

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There's a new local bakery girl

You know how Americans go to Mexico to find girlfriends

Is there a country you can go, like maybe Venezuela or something

 

[JuanMena]

You know how Americans go to Mexico to find girlfriends

Is there a country you can go, like maybe Venezuela or something

When I like a girl, she's probably 10+ years older than me... I mean, i'm in my 30s, but I've always liked older women.

If I'm going to actively search for one, I won't be looking for a basic 30 year old, no... I'm going to aim for a single woman with sons/daughters my age.
At 25, met a woman in her 50s, she was in the middle of her divorce and felt she was vulnerable, thus her feelings not being "true", this local bakery girl was definitely around 38/40 and not going to lie, she was gorgeous.

Meh

At this point is either:

- Single mothers my age with financial interests.
- Single mothers, older, realized and emotionally/financially stable.

There's a trend right now, where girls my age are expecting "a man to Resolve" (that's the motto they keep repeating) and by "to Resolve" they mean:

- Financially support their "life-style".
- Financially support their children.
- Not a serious relationship, expect to be part of many men "to Resolve" for them, because that's Feminism and any man against it/them is machist/gender violent AND "my body my choice".

On top of that, it's weird to find girls that aren't fucking crazy / without kids, and I have enough dignity to not take care of someone else's responsibility.
Fucking sucks.

I know it sounds like i'm joking, but nope... this is the current mentality of modern women my age.

 

[hippy dave]

Mummy issues

 

[impeeza]

You know how Americans go to Mexico to find girlfriends

Is there a country you can go, like maybe Venezuela or something

nah venezuelan girls are called «venecas» and well that word becomes a synonym for «hooker»

 

[JuanMena]

STEPS TO BECOME A MOD:
1.- Not being Helpful

2.- Biased and Immature
3.- Gay
4.- Misoginist & Delutional
5.- Linux user
6.- Ignorant
7.- Monolingual
8.- Spend time here chronically
9.- Live in a place where food doesn't meet minimal nutrimental value
10.- Live out of social programs because I'm a parasite of society

Stay tunned for more tips!

 

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[JuanMena]

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Here's a Life Hack, Kyle:

- Be sure to smell nice. The first hole you'll penetrate is her nostril.

 

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[JuanMena]

 

[hippy dave]

#sundaypunday

 

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[JuanMena]

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