Things Darth Vader would never say.

[MelodieOctavia]

"If anyone calls me Ani one more time, I'm cancelling the christmas party!"

"I wonder if the Jedi have cookies too..."

"Maybe black really isn't my color."

You get the idea.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

"I wonder if I can make a robotic dick..."

 

[ScarletCrystals]

"I'm going to go to Disney Land...and then I'll destroy it"
Oh wai-

"Does anyone have any Fisherman's Friend? My throat feels kind of itchy."

 

[slaysme]

"excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest restroom? "

" i used to be a Jedi like you, until I took a padwan to my knee.."

" could you pass the gravy, mr Spock?"

 

[Lady Reaper]

"I should've studied law..."

"This mask is to protect me from skunk atacks"

 

[Paarish]

"Warp Nine, Mr Sulu"

"I breathe like this because I orgasm every 5 seconds"

 

[Foxi4]

DV: "YEEEEEEES!"

*At Maury show*
Maury: "Darth Vader, you are NOT the father."
DV: DAMN RIGHT I'M NOT!

DV: I find your lack of faith perfectly ok - I'm not intolerant towards atheists.

 

[ProtoKun7]

"You will dispense the jelly babies, Commander."

"Who's up for a game of Swingball?"

 

[DarkStriker]

"I'm not your dad!"

 

[1234turtles]

"hmmmm maybe it was a bad idea to stop that black jedi from killing sidious, i mean look at the cause and effect i turned evil, help destroy the jedi order, got turned into a asthmetic robot, and cut my sons arm off"

 

[Foxi4]

"...and cut my sons arm off"

"...he shouldn't have masturbated in his room so loud knowing that I have a short fuse when it comes to those things... he needs a girlfriend... >>"

"You don't want me in the Jedi Order anymore? Wait... OH! I SEE! It's because I'm BLACK, isn't it?"

 

[Majorami]

"I used to wonder what friendship could be"

Followed by...

"Until you all shared its magic with me"

 

[Foxi4]

"I used to wonder what friendship the Dark Side could be"

Followed by...

"Until you all Palpatine shared its magic Force with me"

 

[ProtoKun7]

"I used to be a Jedi Knight, but then I took a lightsaber to the knees."


...I'm sorry.

 

[Foxi4]

"I used to be a Jedi Knight, but then I took a lightsaber to the knees."


...I'm sorry.

Let's continue with the trend, shall we?

"Force Ro Dah!"

 

[MelodieOctavia]

"I used to be a Jedi Knight, but then I took a lightsaber to the knees."


...I'm sorry.

Let's continue with the trend, shall we?

"Force Ro Dah!"

*clap* Well done!

How about some Deus ex?

"I didn't ask for Sith"

 

[DiscostewSM]

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!"

 

[MelodieOctavia]

"I'm a sassy Sith Lord and I don't need no Death Star"

 

[Foxi4]

"I'm a sassy Sith Lord and I don't need no Death Star"

It's time for the big guns...

"My auntie told me when I was young...
You shouldn't ride those flying cars!
She did my hair and put my trousers on...
In the shadows of her little hut
There’s something wrong with everything you do
She said, cause You are adopted, kay?

YEAH HEEE HEEEY!

Start working like your uncle and you’ll go far
No, Listen to me when I say!

I was smart in my old ways
The Force makes no mistakes
I’m on the Dark Side, baby
I was born this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re sith
I’m on the Dark Side, baby
I was born this way!

Ooo, there ain’t no other way,
Baby, I was born this way...
Baby, I was born this way!
Ooo, there ain’t other way,
Baby, I was born this way...
I'm on the Dark Side, baby!
Baby, I was born this way!

Don't be a drag, just be a King
Cause you are no longer Anakin
You're black, you're bad, you're evil kin
You're Imperial, you commit sin!
With life's disabilities
A huge outcast, bully, tease
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way"