Things Darth Vader would never say.

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  1. TwinRetro
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    "If anyone calls me Ani one more time, I'm cancelling the christmas party!"

    "I wonder if the Jedi have cookies too..."

    "Maybe black really isn't my color."

    You get the idea.
     
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    "excuse me, could you direct me to the nearest restroom? "

    " i used to be a Jedi like you, until I took a padwan to my knee.."

    " could you pass the gravy, mr Spock?"
     
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    DV: "YEEEEEEES!"

    *At Maury show*
    Maury: "Darth Vader, you are NOT the father."
    DV: DAMN RIGHT I'M NOT!

    DV: I find your lack of faith perfectly ok - I'm not intolerant towards atheists.
     
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    "hmmmm maybe it was a bad idea to stop that black jedi from killing sidious, i mean look at the cause and effect i turned evil, help destroy the jedi order, got turned into a asthmetic robot, and cut my sons arm off"
     
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    "...he shouldn't have masturbated in his room so loud knowing that I have a short fuse when it comes to those things... he needs a girlfriend... >>"

    "You don't want me in the Jedi Order anymore? Wait... OH! I SEE! It's because I'm BLACK, isn't it?"
     
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    "I used to be a Jedi Knight, but then I took a lightsaber to the knees."


    ...I'm sorry.
     
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    Let's continue with the trend, shall we?

    "Force Ro Dah!"
     
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    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    *clap* Well done!

    How about some Deus ex?

    "I didn't ask for Sith"
     
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  18. TwinRetro
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    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    It's time for the big guns...

    "My auntie told me when I was young...
    You shouldn't ride those flying cars!
    She did my hair and put my trousers on...
    In the shadows of her little hut
    There’s something wrong with everything you do
    She said, cause You are adopted, kay?

    YEAH HEEE HEEEY!

    Start working like your uncle and you’ll go far
    No, Listen to me when I say!

    I was smart in my old ways
    The Force makes no mistakes
    I’m on the Dark Side, baby
    I was born this way

    Don’t hide yourself in regret
    Just love yourself and you’re sith
    I’m on the Dark Side, baby
    I was born this way!

    Ooo, there ain’t no other way,
    Baby, I was born this way...
    Baby, I was born this way!
    Ooo, there ain’t other way,
    Baby, I was born this way...
    I'm on the Dark Side, baby!
    Baby, I was born this way!

    Don't be a drag, just be a King
    Cause you are no longer Anakin
    You're black, you're bad, you're evil kin
    You're Imperial, you commit sin!
    With life's disabilities
    A huge outcast, bully, tease
    Rejoice and love yourself today
    'Cause baby, you were born this way"
     
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