The "would you rather" game

[gameguy95]

o.k. here are the rules: someone posts asking "would you rather do X or Y", you answer the question and post your own would you rather question. i'll start:

Would you rather get eaten by Rydian or banged by Barack Obama?

 

[admotonic]

Banged by barack of course

Would you rather do a X or do a Y?

 

[rastsan]

I've done both (seriously x,y costumes halloween - twinks in college, I was dressed as candy srtiper - it was a dang good night). So Both.

Barack has a 9 1/2 incher, likes to be sucked and is a great kisser.

Would you rather be at the bedside of a dying friend who asked for you to be there or at a party where pretty much anything goes?

 

[metamaster]

By the dying friend for sure. There won't be a next time once he's dead.
Would you rather cut your leg off or try to survive in the wilderness for 2 weeks? (no tools or equipment)

 

[narutofan777]

i'd try to survive in the wilderness for 2 weeks.

would you make a music video about sarah palin or read aloud the bible in front of atheists.

 

[Warrior522]

Barack has a 9 1/2 incher, likes to be sucked and is a great kisser.

I see you read the doujin too.

Music video about Sarah Palin; I like smart people.

Would you rather try to make a n64 emulator for the 3DS or use an R4 until the day you die?

 

[gameguy95]

use an R4 because i have no coding skillz

would you rather eat a worm or a spider?

 

[monkat]

A worm - it'll go down smooth.

Would you rather have sex with me or a chimpanzee? (Take into account that you will be the one penetrated in either case)

 

[gameguy95]

a chimpanzee because i would not feel guilty about killing it afterwards and then eating it's flesh.

would you rather get run over by a car or a train?

 

[monkat]

Train - it'd probably be faster. Probably.
You wouldn't feel guilty about killing me? Weird...

would you rather eat cow cheese or goat cheese?

 

[gameguy95]

cow cheese because i eat it all the time.

would you rather get eaten alive or be killed first?

 

[admotonic]

Killed first. I dont want to see myself being eaten ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

would you rather have sex with Rosie O'donnel or Chuck Norris?

 

[monkat]

Chuck. I'm not a big fan of fatties.

Would you rather have a beautiful horny woman that's attracted to you, or get a 3DS on launch?

 

[gameguy95]

get the 3ds because the woman would probably be at least 10 years older than me and she would dump me after the first week because i am practically broke.

would you rather find a wallet on the ground with over $100 in it or get hooked up with a hot girl that wants to fuck you so hard your nuts fall off?

 

[rastsan]

hot girl.

I met barack in a bathhouse in toronto when he was still a senator, in canada to get cash for his presidential campaign. He likes to get sucked first, but is pretty much up for anything, at the end he just likes to cuddle and kiss.
Not the biggest tool (the longest was longer than my arm). So around 26 inches, took me 3 hours to get it, er, ready. The poor guy hadn't had an ------ in 3 years. literally took only 5 minutes to finish after that and another 5 just get it out of the 26 inches... the 26 incher is not barack.

Would you rather spend 3 hours getting someone really long - ready (hard) or stick to small and already ready?

 

[monkat]

Hmm....Well, you may as well savour the time you're doing it, so I guess spend 3 hours getting someone really big. 26 inches is twice the record for largest natural penis by the way.

Would you rather get fucked by a 26-incher or a 3-incher?

 

[rastsan]

done both so its up in the air

26 inches hard maybe 12 soft (down to his knees, then on his knees- giggle)

would you rather have a chocolate covered banana or just a plain one?

 

[monkat]

Uhhh....a chocolate covered one. I need the calories.

Would you rather have a chocolate covered penis or just a plain one?

 

[Deleted User]

eaten

 

[gameguy95]

would you rather die a horrible painful death protecting your family or a soft gentle death of old age?