The "would you rather" game

[Forstride]

Kill the girl in bnwchbammer's sig. I'd rather not get AIDS.

Would you rather chew on a worm, or horse dong?

 

[gameguy95]

i've actually eaten a worm before.

Would you rather die of starvation or dehydration?

 

[gifi4]

dehydration, because I like food more =)
Would you rather get eaten by lions who haven't eaten in a year
or get the blood drained out of you by mosquitoes?

 

[xalphax]

Lions, please.

Would you rather post a serious post in the EOF or spam the rest of GBAtemp?

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Serious post in the EoF, Spam is bad when its on a forum or email, yet it is delicious on toast--go figure...

Long pork or 3 week rotted pork?

 

[DeadLocked]

Long pork, I'm assuming long pork wouldn't kill me.
Sex with a predator or sex with a sexual predator of the same gender.

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Spoiler

 

[rastsan]

the last cause sometimes there not really the predator, til your done...
Would you rather repeatedly dream of killer clowns or of a mundane future?

 

[gameguy95]

the future because i would actually have dreams then

would you rather be raped by a cat or dog?

 

[rastsan]

i wouldn't say I've been raped but I have awoken to both cats and dogs getting off on one my panted legs. So sure whatever...

Would you rather have to sign for your credit card purchases (signature) or just wave it and be done with it (the credit card not your penis - although...)?

 

[Forstride]

Signature. More securing to me...Although just waving it to get the RFID is cool.

Would you rather kill yourself with a shotgun, or commit suicide by jumping in a deadly liquid?

 

[nutella]

Shotgun. It's harder so people would be more impressed by that and I'll get all the ladies.

Fight crime, or have crime be fought for you?

 

[Forstride]

Granted I could actually fight it, I'd fight crime. Always thought it would be badass to do that. Then again, who wouldn't want to?

Would you rather smash a DS into little tiny pieces, or a PSP?

 

[BlackDave]

a DS. I'm still not done with KH BBS on PSP

Would you rather jump off a plane without a parachute or a very high bridge without a cord attached to your feet >=D

 

[Ringo619]

Jump of a plane witout a parachute

Would u Rather kiss yo mama or kiss yo teacher in the lips

 

[rastsan]

kiss 'Yo' teacher (that asian guy was hoooot!)
His name was Benjamin Yo.
Would you rather type with your hands or your feet?

 

[.Chris]

I would type with

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both!

would u rather take a poo, poop, or a turd?

 

[Ace]

A poo.

Would you rather wear a suit for the rest of your life, or a Guy Fawkes Mask for the rest of your life?

 

[boof222]

A suit because i look sexy in a suit.

Would you rather have sex with batman, superman or spiderman.

 

[_Chaz_]

A suit because i look sexy in a suit.

Would you rather have sex with batman, superman or spiderman.

SpiderMan, at least he could make a "Web-Slinger" joke.

Would you rather live life without fingernails or eyelashes?

 

[Thoob]

Live without eyelashes.

Would you rather lose your penis or go blind?