The Temp bunker

[The Catboy]

On that day m'lady, I shall be Knighted by you, the Queen. Henceforth may my sword deliver swift justice and vengeance in thy name. For I shall be "The Flame of Queen Lilith!"

Yeah! Do that!

 

[DeoNaught]

Oshiath, We need to close em doors

 

[jt_1258]

I think I'll hide here till the flog disapates o.o

 

[Noctosphere]

I think I'll hide here till the flog disapates o.o

yea idk, wassup with flog emulator?
whats so new with it?

 

[jt_1258]

yea idk, wassup with flog emulator?
whats so new with it?

they supposedly found that it has the game golf in it and that it may be accessible as an easter egg for everyone

 

[drenal]

what the fuck is flog emulator, ive been living under a rock

 

[Deleted User]

what the fuck is flog emulator, ive been living under a rock

All Switches ship with a hidden NES emulator (codenamed flog (golf backwards)) which contains a copy of the Golf NES game in its executable... and is apparently accessible by some easter egg people are still trying to figure out.

 

[drenal]

All Switches ship with a hidden NES emulator (codenamed flog (golf backwards)) which contains a copy of the Golf NES game in its executable... and is apparently accessible by some easter egg people are still trying to figure out.

cool, but will it be able to stop the train in gta v?

 

[jt_1258]

cool, but will it be able to stop the train in gta v?

all you have to do is follow the train

 

[Noctosphere]

Moon base 1.0!​

A moon base has been made! We are now stationed on the Me Gusta Moon! All previous forms of defense are still active, this time on the moon!
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Spoiler: Bunker 5.R4i Gold RTS Crown3DS is ready!

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This bunker is equipped with the best of the best for repelling spam and noobs! No bot can pass through these walls! This bunker is now has a PC build to scare away bots because they think we are a PC! We will stand strong! We also have Quantum CPU to keep us deep in the web! Nothing can touch us!

Spoiler: Old shit part 4!

ATTENTION BUNKER DWELLERS!!
With the announcement of of ironhax, n00bs, WiiU Kernels b00bs are flooding the site again! Now is the time for the bunker to shine and protect us from the flood! Join me and we shall be safe from the ironn00bs!
Join the Bunker today and defend the Temp!
The new Temp bunker! Ready to be stickied again!
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Spoiler: Old shit part 3 and shit

The new E3 Bunker! Now with weapon!
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Spoiler: Old shit part 2

A new bunker will be born!
Dis is da new bunker (I may or may not have stolen from Fallout...don't judge me.)
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Spoiler: Old shit

Meet EOF3G, a revolution in comfort

Meet the best bunker available with the best defenses in the universe. Presenting the tigsytech EOF3G Bunker. It comes with all the features of the former EOF2i Bunker (832m cloaked skyscraper with observation deck, air conditioning, high-speed satellite internet connection, a forceFire™ Forcefield, a lengthy underground shelter and hype-repellant subsystem, an anti-R4 scanning device and noob-detecting grass technology combined with a selection of the finest phallic expulsion liquid) and more.

New features include:
>Planet included in package
>Over 2,000 cities just waiting to be inhabited
>Sexy time house on the corner of every street
>NEW Planet-wide forcefield
>NEW Anti-3DS Hacking theory technology that incinerates offenders and transforms them into catboy sex slaves imprisons them humanely.
>NEW Super-Duper Rainbow Atmosphere because just because
>Also everyone inside can fly

Full picture of included planet bunker (entire planet and 2x space elevators = bunker)

Spoiler: Stuff

Official Statement from GBAtemp Civil Defense​

Current DefCon: 3



The GBAtemp Civil Defense would like all citizens to be aware that NDS forcasts show a probable landfall of an approaching mucho niños front within the next 24 to 48 hours.

Be prepared to experience high levels of ROM requests, not only in the NDS community but also in others as mucho niños fronts are well known to spread to server-wide proportions.

Civil Defense suggest that all those with delicate health seek shelter in the nearest secure bunker.

For most citizens this means proceeding in a calm and orderly fashion to the EoF.

For staff members: Run madly while flailing your arms, into the secret porn subforum.

Postcounts of three per second are not uncommon during a mucho niños flood, and at times connectivity to GBAtemp might be lessened. Those who see the inevitable ROM links and requests are asked to call the location in to their local Civil Defense Officers (namely Vulpes Abnocto and TrolleyDave).

We advise you to avoid reply to these ROM-ments to keep from being dragged away by rushing postcounts. Fast moving threads have notoriously high undertow.

The projected mucho niños flood is expected to be a lesser version of last year's "baka-mon" flood, lasting for a number of months.

Be Advised: a mucho niños crisis Does NOT give citizens the right to act in a vigilantic manner.

You are not to begin trolling in threads simply because of the extreme numbers of newcomers.

Good luck, and stay safe.​

Spoiler: The old 2i Bunker

EOF2i

Presenting the EOF2i by JetSet Technologies™. Featuring an 832m cloaked skyscraper with observation deck, air conditioning, high-speed satellite internet connection, a forceFire™ Forcefield, a lengthy underground shelter and hype-repellant subsystem, an anti-R4 scanning device and noob-detecting grass technology combined with a selection of the finest phallic expulsion liquid. This produces a nice white glow, and covers our bunker nicely.

Spoiler: Old post!

Alright guys, as we are all aware Pokemon Black and White are being released on September 18 in Japan. Which is going to be Hell on GBAtemp the moment it is dumbed and more than likely has an AP on it.
So I have made the EOF bunker

With in this bunker we have supplied at least 3 months worth of food and water. Entertainment such as Video games and Satellite TV, and protection from the hordes of pokenoobs that shall soon invade the Temp.
We should be safe from the Pokenoobs, since we all know that very few venture so far into the Temp.
It's up to all of us to defend this bunker till the flood is over.

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I guess Crystal is adorable is no longer a valid option in the vote?
shouldn't it be changed to Lilith is adorable?

 

[drenal]

all you have to do is follow the train

I need two number 9s

 

[WeedZ]

Move over. I'm hiding from the flog flood

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Fuck it's here too

 

[rileysrjay]

Move over. I'm hiding from the flog flood

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Fuck it's here too

It's everywhere now. No place is safe. It starting to get that with the 3ds noobs too. Either we run, or we should add some more defense mechanisms to the bunker to keep them out!

 

[Deleted User]

NO GOLFING IN THE BUNKER PLEASE
[gets hit by golf ball]

 

[jt_1258]

I need two number 9s

a number 9 large

 

[drenal]

a number 9 large

A number 6 with extra dip

 

[jt_1258]

A number 6 with extra dip

a number 7

 

[drenal]

a number 7

Two number 45s, one with cheese

 

[jt_1258]

Two number 45s, one with cheese

and a large soda.

 

[Noctosphere]

and a large soda.

with a number 34,5 multiplied by 2